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The Midwives: Tonight BBC1 9pm

203 replies

TaggieMandevilleBlack · 31/07/2012 20:03

Anyone planning to see if BBC can be better for the blood pressure than OBEM?

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pyjamalover · 31/07/2012 21:11

That blonde one is a patronising bitch

Pickles77 · 31/07/2012 21:11

I'm 32 weeks and this is terrifying me Sad

BelinaTheChicken · 31/07/2012 21:11

9 cm! In your face blonde midwife

GwendolineMaryLacey · 31/07/2012 21:11

9?? 9cms?? And that witchy mw wanted to send her home? Shock

Lucyellensmum99 · 31/07/2012 21:11

ha! 9cm up yours bitch midwife!

IWantToGoToThere · 31/07/2012 21:11

I'm 12 weeks pregnant now and am dispairing of the thought that there are midwives like that out there.

Oh yay, she's in labour. In your face bitch-midwife!

Rubirosa · 31/07/2012 21:12

So the mum was right then! 9cm!

PussinJimmyChoos · 31/07/2012 21:12

Hah! She was right about being in labour afrer all. Blondie midwife a bitch!

Imnothome · 31/07/2012 21:12

Is the lady 9cms?

2beornot · 31/07/2012 21:12

Brings back memories. One midwife said I was having Braxton Hicks when I was 9 1/2 gone!

Banderchang · 31/07/2012 21:13

Baby arriving much earlier than in an OBEM episode!

IWantToGoToThere · 31/07/2012 21:13

Can't wait for bitch-midwife to have to eat her words. Arrogant cow

FrankelSaysRelax · 31/07/2012 21:13

Woah, is it me or are they showing more than OBEM?!

thekidsrule · 31/07/2012 21:13

mum didnt break a sweat,amazing

TeamGlaikitBritain · 31/07/2012 21:13

Ooh, just flicked over! Go that lady! In your face stroppy MW!

GwendolineMaryLacey · 31/07/2012 21:14

More placenta shots in this one!

BelinaTheChicken · 31/07/2012 21:14

They don't introduce you to the couples like they do on OBEM

Imnothome · 31/07/2012 21:14

It does seem like they are showing much more in this program.

fuckbadger · 31/07/2012 21:15

I had a similar experience, I was 10cm when they finally admitted me.

Ormiriathomimus · 31/07/2012 21:15

Blonde one is just being practical. Unfortunate circumstances but I'd hate to work under those conditions.

Toughasoldboots · 31/07/2012 21:15

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SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 31/07/2012 21:15

What a bitch! Take two paracetamol and go home! You aren't in labour! Only nine CM! COW! Good for mum for sticking to her guns!

TeamGlaikitBritain · 31/07/2012 21:16

Oh no, please don't be sad

IWantToGoToThere · 31/07/2012 21:16

It's less touchy-feely than OBEM. This one is more matter of fact in that midwives are being quite frank and saying 'just another day in the office, there's another lady behind this one' etc. Not saying that's a bad thing, but on OBEM the midwives were more evangalical about it all

Lucyellensmum99 · 31/07/2012 21:16

yes, no sadness please :(

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