Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

:) Sue. You are right. Who was he again...

I know him so well actually is that Chess?

We'll keep beady eyes out for him tomorrow. See y'all then

One Day More, Sue oops, wrong show again.

I still think they should just give Lee Mead a ring. Is he busy?

Oh yes, sorry. Umm...Very Forgettable Jesus then

See you tomorrow!

It was <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=superstar+itv+final+10&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1093&bih=538&tbm=isch&tbnid=NeBhGVe9UqZQ4M:&imgrefurl=www.entertainmentwise.com/photos/81368/9/Mel-C-Superstar-Gives-Contestants-Better-Careers-Than-X-Factor&docid=Pikli6DmNm-MKM&imgurl=static.entertainmentwise.com/gallery/1457108_SUPERSTAR_RORY_585.jpg&w=585&h=781&ei=HtMBUKfXLIOp0QXhpeyBBw&zoom=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> this one who we missed! Known here as Little Andy FOster Jesus after a personal friend, so no good to MN. What to call him...

Lee Mead is going to 'make it' in America.

As what, Ken?

Oooh is he Ken? How exciting.

Cardibach

I call him
Robinjesus because he reminds us of chris. O'donnell

I'm confused because I know Josephjesus got through but I can't work out which one he was now

Oh, it's Receding Hairline Jesus! I do vaguely remember him.

Receding Hairline Jesus it is then, Scatter. That'll do us.

Big Face Jesus!

So, to be clear, we have:
Fat Thor Jesus (I prefer Rock Jeus)
Mackem Jesus (DD prefers Jackman Jesus)
Oirish Jesus
Did have Glasses Jesus
Bieber Jesus
Earring Jesus (clearly Asian Jesus)
Simba Jesus
Jesus Jesus
Boyband Jesus
Receding Hairline Jesus

Understudy - Butlins Jesus

EVeryone happy?

Just found this www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/thevoice/4243762/The-Voice-news-Matt-Lucas-close-pal-Nathan-James-auditions-for-BBC-talent-show.html, what shall we call him now?

I've booked tickets tonight for the Sheffield show.

I would very much like to see Mackem Jesus (I likes him lots) or Rock Jesus (I likes him quite a lot)

Last time I saw it was the 1992 concert tour with Paul Nicholas. He was great but oooh a lovely young man would be fabulous!

Sorry. For the hard of thinking (ie me), which one is Mackem Jesus. And why?

Mackem Jesus = Ben. He is called Mackem Jesus because he is from Sunderland.

Is Nathan - JesusJesus? What happened about Seamus? - I missed lots of vital info. owing to an unfortunately timed toilet emergency.

No, Nathan is Rock or Fat Thor Jesus.

Jesus Jesus is the Northern Irish one who actually looks like Jesus. Long dark brown hair and beard. Skinny. The youngest there - only 21. Can't remember his name though.

Jeff

livnatmum Little Britain Jesus?

Joseph Jesus (Seamus) did NOT get through Bronze. I think ALW doesn't like him.

Gosh it's so confusing

I am a bit lost TBH. I will concentrate tonight and try and remember who's who.