Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

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Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Oh it'll be easy now they're a Top Ten (surely twelve would have been better?). We'll figure it out in no time.

Oh Seamus didn't get through - that's why I couldn't see him anywhere - .

I was calling Nathan Viking Jesus in my head - so I should have guessed he was Fat Thor Jesus

I have to keep coming on here to find out what's happening - my TV is on the blink and the picture keeps freezing so I miss stuff.

I like Nathan, Oirish jesus, and Used to be glasses Jesus (is he the one with the beard and a bit underconfident?) also like Simba Jesus - but think he might be a bit to smooth to really let go.

There's got to be a storyline where Butlins Jesus gets through at the eleventh hour surely - otherwise, why stick him in there?

I bet G4 Jesus is gutted he didn't even get to be reserve Jesus.

Remember the 'reserve' Dorothy though - she was awful and managed to stick it out much longer than other, more talented girls. Butlins must have something to pull out of the bag, other than more drippy cardigans.

No seams isn't who we called Joseph Jesus jut to confuse things. I know he applied for Joseph.
Our Joseph Jesus looked like lee mead according to dh. I though he was better looking. Quite short curly ish hair. He got through but I think they've restyled his hair for the pics

AH! Mackem = Sunderland. I know who you mean now. Right. Got 'em sorted. The 'hofficial' website is very useful for working out their MN names. Especially Bieber Jesus.

Better looking than Lee Mead?

Oh goodness, really? I forgot him but I think I know who you mean
We'll be buggered when they all have hair and beards in a few weeks.

Who is bieber? Dirk?

Well personally I don't think it's harder to be better looking than lee mead

bronze what are you saying? Although I only like him as Joseph in the loincloth TBH.

I like Mackem Jesus and Butlins Jesus (apart from you really can't have a nervous Jesus). Please let Fat Thor aka Spinal Tap Jesus get kicked out!

Right. I clearly have lost my mind to be spending time on this.

here

From top left to right, going down

1. Him with the hat - Which Jesus? 2)Fat Thor Jesus (Nathan)
2. No-name Jesus? (David) 4)Mackem Jesus (Ben)
3. Glasses/No Glasses Jesus (Tim)
4. Simba Jesus (Roger)
5. Oirish Jesus (Niall)
6. Jesus Jesus (Jeff)
7. Is this Bieber Jesus? They've changed his hair (Dirk)
8. TBA Jesus (Afnan)

And Butlins as understudy obvs.

So I am stuck on 9 and 1 and 3.

It'll be bigbeardjesus, redbeardjesus, stragglybeardjesus, strugglingtogrowabeardjesus...

Ok 1 is receedinghairline or robinjesus in my head

I think my Joseph/lee mead is oirish
They've changed him on the pics

There were two with that hair but only Oirish got through.

Haha Bronze - I've just realised that your post of 'Jeff' last night was in response to my saying I couldn't remember JesusJesus' name. Thanks.

(I may have had a couple of )

Am watching it now and he def. got through so must be him.

It's mad I have the thing paused in front of me and there's about three of them who look nothing like the pictures.
Think I give up

They look NUFFIN like those pics

Haven't read this thread and missed it last night but is No 1 Scouse Jesus? I liked him last week and Mel C said she thought he was gawjus.
Hope it's him.

No1 has a hint of George Michael about him.

What happened to Seamus? Wasn't he in the Daily Mail some newspaper's pic of the finalists before the TV programme was shown?

This is the pic I was thinking of - but there are a couple of those that aren't in the actual final

BTW, I can't be doing with Tim. I would NOT pay good money to see him as Jesus.

please excuse the messiness

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2 is my leemead is he niall/oirish?
3 on there is number 1 finalist receding hairline (my robin)
4 is ben? though bens pic looks more like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=ptj&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1920&bih=908&tbm=isch&tbnid=Wbh65Dv-yTfQlM:&imgrefurl=www.joearmstrong.org/biography.html&docid=_fDOONv-mvNzxM&imgurl=www.joearmstrong.org/gallery/misc/promo/tigeraspect1.jpg&w=200&h=250&ei=mbgCUJuFNYWd0AXIqoTCBw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=347&sig=100274566625398418600&page=1&tbnh=110&tbnw=88&start=0&ndsp=62&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:109&tx=50&ty=53" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">joe armstrong

and 1?