The all new Corrie thread NO SPOILERS PLEASE!

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I remember in th'olden days when there were no spoilers. The nation had no idea whether Deidre would choose to stay with Ken or do a runner with Mike Baldwin until it was actually broadcast. And we didn't know who shot JR.

So for those of us with no life who enjoy Corrie without spoilers, a new thread discuss our beloved soap with all its flaws

Why do you call Paul "trouser smell man"

Because he looks like he absolutely reeks in that special 'trouser' way

Clammy balls

ken - that was nearly a poppadum with the chicken saag!

Fireman also looks like he doesn't need to shave and polishes his face. David Cameron skin.

He also says "Lusley".

That's all for now.

Dev was dreadful wasn't he? As for Carl and Sunita, well, I'm glad I waited several hours after dinner before watching. I'm pleased Kylie's back, but it's a shame they've re-hashed yet again the Nick and the needy blonde storyline.

I quite enjoyed Sean's flounce though, I'd have a job to make 30 servings of decent hotpot in an hour. They need to sort out the staff in the pub. Karl isn't allowed behind the bar, Tina's off sick, Eva works for the competition, they need some new staff. I also quite enjoyed the little dialogue between Eileen and Audrey at the end.

I thought the Eileen/Audrey conversation was a lovely bit of the old Corrie scriptwriting.

Yes, I enjoyed that bit too. It was almost a nod to us, "yes, we know how mental this street is....we aren't all bad"

Eileen/Audrey - divine
So lovely to see two characters who we're not used to seeing interact have such a sweet moment together. It went a huge way to making life on the street more believable (that there is a life beyond what we see) despite the quite unbelievable plots....

Have I missed an episode, was it on last night?

Glad Leanne's back and on good form. I really hope she gets access to Simon because Carla isn't really mum material.

The fiasco at Nick's place - pathetic attempt at creating excitement although I did like Nigel Haver's character's jealous look over at Audrey and the mayor.

The foursome at Dev and Sunita's wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be. And Stella saying Dev had a good voice? Was she being sarcastic?

What were Ratboy and Kylie eating and pretending it was chips? Whatever it was it was orange and soft.

Carla is the only one who is being realistic about Simon. Peter and Leanne need their heads banging together.

I'm enjoying seeing David and Kylie together, they are the only couple with any chemistry in the Street at the moment. Eva really is awful, I'd like to see the back of her. Nick could do so much better for himself, he appears to have grown up a bit. They ought to get him back with Leanne instead of pairing him off with immature girls all the time.

The dinner party was underused, they could have ratcheted up the tension a lot more.

Anyone think Dev might, out of lonliness, attempt to seduce Stella?

Can't stand Saint Leanne. God be with the days when she was a hardfaced prostitute and prior to that canoodling with gangsters and then being held hostage in a multi storey car park.

Anyone else think her wardrobe looks very 1993?

I was thinking yesterday her hair is very old layyydeee.

Squoosh its very 1993. Eva's gurning really gets on my nerves.

That was a frumpy top Leanne was wearing, but I suppose she wanted to look mumsy for the judge.

What - yes, the face Eva pulled while tipping wine over Nick was not a good one.

I liked Leanne's top. Though I don't think it suited her.

What is with all the pleather jackets on that show too

I really liked Stella's grey dress she had on a Dev's, her outifts are usually the best ones on the street (Carla's used to be but she's gone a bit naff nowadays).

So Carla's gone from Designer Label to Bottom Of A Skip as a result of being shagged senseless by Peter Barlow.

Note to writers: No

And why on earth did they move into his flat??

I reckon that Peter will lose Simon, he'll blame Carla and start cheating on her with Eva and Stella and none of them will know about the others. Leanne will kill them all whe she finds out.

hahahah

I never understand why Carla moved into Peter's pokey flat either. Surely they'd be in her lovely modern apartment.

They aren't in Carla's flat because it's miles away and they wouldn't have Ken and Deirdre on tap for unpaid childminding I reckon.

I liked Stella's dress too, really suited her.

WHere is Deidre, and Tracey for that matter....no sign of them for at least two weeks.