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THE APPRENTICE IS BACK!

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LeBOF · 21/03/2012 08:36

De de dur de dur de durrrr, de de de de de duuuuur de

Etc.

Gather round and get your spec on the sofa!

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Tee2072 · 21/03/2012 21:04

Ugh. Purple eyeshadow? Is that back in style?

LeBOF · 21/03/2012 21:04

Nice to see that 20 year olds still use Rimmel.

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ArtexMonkey · 21/03/2012 21:04

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GreenEyesAndHam · 21/03/2012 21:04

30 secs in and he's talking gobbledygook

Tee2072 · 21/03/2012 21:04

Who writes this crap for him?!?!

ohyouBadBadkitten · 21/03/2012 21:04

Terrible speech.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/03/2012 21:04

Gosh.

I actually shrank bad into the sofa after glimpsing that eyeshadow.

[harsh]

SuePurblybilt · 21/03/2012 21:04

The Small Chuckle Brother to my Tall Chuckle Brother.
The Wee Jimmy to my Other Krankie bend over then

giraffesCantDonateBoneMarrow · 21/03/2012 21:04

excitement

EnjoyResponsibly · 21/03/2012 21:05

This is the point where you DON'T volunteer!

Tee2072 · 21/03/2012 21:05

If your eyebrows make you look like your surprised all the time? Get them reshaped...

ohyouBadBadkitten · 21/03/2012 21:05

Brand up?

KenDoddsDadsDog · 21/03/2012 21:05

I still yearn for Margaret

BusinessTrills · 21/03/2012 21:05

:o Sue

The Tom to my Jerry

VictoriaWould · 21/03/2012 21:06

She's gonna regret that purple eye shadow choice, I hope.

SuePurblybilt · 21/03/2012 21:06

Hah, look at him with the Zingzilla hair - so Wand Erection Boff, you're right.
Swoon, etc etc

LeBOF · 21/03/2012 21:06

Starting with a blank sheet of paper? What is it -an origami business? Bound to fold.

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Kellamity · 21/03/2012 21:06

Is one of the girls Kimberley from Girls Aloud?

ILoveOnionRings · 21/03/2012 21:06

Oooooh I love Nick :)

HazeltheMcWitch · 21/03/2012 21:06

Miss, Miss - here miss!

BusinessTrills · 21/03/2012 21:06

Never be team leader the first week. You don't know what you're dealing with.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/03/2012 21:06

Red dress looks like a young Dorien(dorian?) from Birds of a Feather.

VictoriaWould · 21/03/2012 21:06

That was Nicks best cat bum face.

AllShiney · 21/03/2012 21:06

They do seem young.

Poor sweaty guy!