THE APPRENTICE IS BACK!

[LeBOF]

De de dur de dur de durrrr, de de de de de duuuuur de

Etc.

Gather round and get your spec on the sofa!

Literally roar? I do hope so.

Ooh lots of BlueEyed contestants.

I'm in what'd I miss?

Oh, nobody calls you The Master Puppeteer.
They call you That Knob who keeps trying to invent his own nickname.

oh my god. I can't stand it already. I am literally roaring my way to bed.

Obligatory bridge shot.

See? Young!

Is Lord Sugar going to jump? Not yet, surely?

Where's Hazel? I want to ask her about Tom's wobbly nail file.

Does 'reflection of perfection' pluck his eyebrows to make them pointy?

Good question, where is Hazel?

Chaos they choose blue-eyed people on purpose so they can have Creepy Boardroom Eyes

Ha ha, I've been shouting "No,they don't" all week at the telly re "They call me The Master Puppeteer"

I hate them all already

Probably gets them threaded, Bump.

Why do they have to hold their phones like that?? Gets on my wick.

Evening all

Sue yay!

Ooh, different 'receptionist'. Different voice.

Yeah, have been looking forward to this!

Nice eyeshadow

Oooo, London. That's businessy
Oooo, wheely suitcases. That's cut-throat.

Why the Scooby Doo music? Nothing's happened yet. Is there going to be a chalk outline on the boardroom table?

I would want to be one of the people who gets to sit down. How do they decide?

That toothy one is like the evil rat bloke from Harry Potter.

Hi - not keen on the purple eyeshadow

Roar