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THE APPRENTICE IS BACK!

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LeBOF · 21/03/2012 08:36

De de dur de dur de durrrr, de de de de de duuuuur de

Etc.

Gather round and get your spec on the sofa!

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Moln · 21/03/2012 22:11

what is nails inc then? Nothing to do with the construction ndustry then?

BusinessTrills · 21/03/2012 22:12

40 now - prob 39 last Apprentice!

BusinessTrills · 21/03/2012 22:13

The other end, the cuticle, apparently you're supposed to start a couple of mm down but I can't get a neat end if I do that so I just start where my nails start.

SuePurblybilt · 21/03/2012 22:13

Isn't Trev yum?

ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/03/2012 22:14

Duane is Fit black bloke LeB.

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LeBOF · 21/03/2012 22:14

Talking of embalming, Sue, cop on to this...

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Glittertwins · 21/03/2012 22:15

Tasteful!

Moln · 21/03/2012 22:16

Duane needs to stay - doesn't matter what he's like - we need eye candy.

SuePurblybilt · 21/03/2012 22:17

WTF is that Bof?

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LeBOF · 21/03/2012 22:17

It's Surallen sunbathing.

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Glittertwins · 21/03/2012 22:17

Right, that's me off. Night ladies!

BusinessTrills · 21/03/2012 22:18

Don't worry, SurAlun knows to keep bitchy or quote-worthy or hot people (when it's the beginning and he has a choice)

SuePurblybilt · 21/03/2012 22:18

I thought so but the pool threw me.

Crispy.

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LeBOF · 21/03/2012 22:18

Night, Glitter.

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HazeltheMcWitch · 21/03/2012 22:19

So, being as wonderous as I am, I am currently multitasking. Watching Dara'n'Trev, MN-ing, eating a Limoncello Magnum and reading the gossip on the DM site.

I have learnt that Marie Osmond laughed so hard she pissed herself on stage. And laughed about it, so all credit to her.

And Kate Moss threw crisps at Gwyneth P as she jogged past, @ Sir Philip Green's party. I SO want that story to be true.

BusinessTrills · 21/03/2012 22:21

Crisps are hard to throw - they tend to flutter.

SuePurblybilt · 21/03/2012 22:21

God but I hate Gwyneth. I wish they'd do a Sleb Apprentice, with her.

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LeBOF · 21/03/2012 22:21

Somebody should get Marie on MN.

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GreenEyesAndHam · 21/03/2012 22:22

I bet poor Gwynnie was knocked to the ground!

I'd forgotten the boys were in it this week

HazeltheMcWitch · 21/03/2012 22:24

Gwynnie would be great on Sleb'App, wouldn't she?
She'd channel Madonna ('frenemy') and make everyone join hands and do blessings before they went into the board room.

And she would veto the Caff of Shame and insist on the Quinoa of We Tried our Hardest

BusinessTrills · 21/03/2012 22:25

Oh dear. Yes, by my "do you like his hair?" test, that was a girl.

Moln · 21/03/2012 22:25

erm....

What?

BusinessTrills · 21/03/2012 22:26

A girl as opposed to a woman.

GreenEyesAndHam · 21/03/2012 22:26

The Green Tea of Good Effort

SuePurblybilt · 21/03/2012 22:27

So true, Hazel. They'd have to do Team Yoga and thank the Wind for a good business day.
She'd always be up for the Early Phone Call though. Downward dogging or summit like that, just waiting.

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