THE APPRENTICE IS BACK!

[LeBOF]

De de dur de dur de durrrr, de de de de de duuuuur de

Etc.

Gather round and get your spec on the sofa!

"I'm not looking for Lord Lucan". Surely everyone is, after a fashion?
Is Surralun drunk?

Sweaty McSweatster

Get a haircut!

Stephen has some strange expressions.

Purple eyeshadow - hating

Do you thing Sweaty Jug-ears is on telly to get laid?

Arf at running pubs at 15.

Not illegal that.

Ricky Martin - Drag Potato

Professional WRESTLER!

Hazel! You're late! Sit down! ::stern look::

Sorry? Did he say professional wrestler?!??!

Ricky Martin? She bangs she bangs.......

A business 'superstar'!

I may have to check in at style & beauty to gather consensus on purple eyeshadow. Hoping she has a selection of blouses with matching shadows to amuse & entertain.

I hate marmite too.

I'm putting money on hate acshully Maria, what is that blouse about.

Nicest house yet!

Why are they living in Ikea?

Nice house !

Hmm, so there not in Katherine Jenkin's old gaff then this year? Interesting.

They will be able to play 'Blockbusters' on the kitchen wall! Nice pad though.

Here we go names....

OOOooo, the names

Some fucker ALWAYS says Phoenix.

I'll go with Tedium.

Phoenix in case they have problems and need to rise from the flames? Optimistic or what?

Think mine is on a slight delay too. Am watching on sky HD.

Have you noticed how most people seem to hate (or at least not love..) people who say "I'm like marmite, you either love me or you hate me"