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One Born Every Minute - Weds 1/2/2012

584 replies

HepHep · 01/02/2012 20:53

Who is watching tonight? I'm quite excited Grin No chocolate here though. Forgot to get some, bugger.

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BadDayAtTheOrifice · 01/02/2012 21:14

She's having an ARM to be induced. Don't know the reason for induction though.

VivaLeBeaver · 01/02/2012 21:14

Diamorph is similar to pethidine.

bigeyes · 01/02/2012 21:14

Oh shudders glad I never had ve and won't be having one this time.

StrandedBear · 01/02/2012 21:14

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Charlotteperkins · 01/02/2012 21:14

Diamorphine is an alternative to pethadine.

sphil · 01/02/2012 21:15

Wasn't being patronising and it may well have hurt but I don't remember!

bigeyes · 01/02/2012 21:15

Arm?

minimuffy · 01/02/2012 21:15

think its two different ones, the other one had shorter hair...

ImpatientOne · 01/02/2012 21:15

Heather - bikini water birth lady - hadn't been to any classes and she did ok!

Charlotteperkins · 01/02/2012 21:16

No, she doesn't HAVE to go to classes but if she's not doing that or reading up about birth at all then it doesn't bode well for her potential parenting. What if she's as clueless about childcare?

Sirzy · 01/02/2012 21:16

Big eyes - artificial rupturing of membranes... aka waters broken!

VivaLeBeaver · 01/02/2012 21:16

Arm is artificial rupture of membranes.

fuckityfuckfuckfuck · 01/02/2012 21:16

Internals were shockingly painful for me when I had dd. I was induced with 3 pessaries and bugger me that hurt. The midwife who administered them was a sadist. I had none with ds, the midwife was skilled enough to not need to do them. I'm hoping to get away without any this time too. Am hoping that if I actually get in the pool this time it'll give me a place to hide.

DefiniteMaybe · 01/02/2012 21:17

ooh stranded you are right. I forgot about how awful the stitches rummaging is.

pigleychez · 01/02/2012 21:17

Bad day- the wording with her name said she was 2 weeks overdue.

I was 2 weeks over with DD1- always has been an awkward madam! :)

bigeyes · 01/02/2012 21:17

I think 17 is young, but who knows she may have get support around her and be better served than an older mum in late20s

CotherMuckingFunt · 01/02/2012 21:17

I never went to classes. And thank fuck I didn't waste my time. 2 emcs later and I'd have been very pissed off at my wasted evenings breathing and imagining opening flowers Grin

snowmaiden · 01/02/2012 21:17

I don't think the classes were much cop really, they didn't tell you anything you couldn't read in a book or on the internet.

chipmunksex · 01/02/2012 21:18

Artificial Rupture of Membranes. I think.

bigeyes · 01/02/2012 21:18

Omg, them screams, never been in a delivery suite n heard all that, had cs last time.

How sad they have to close due to no mw's

sphil · 01/02/2012 21:18

In my class the midwife did the baby through the plastic pelvis bit and got it stuck. Turned out she got the wrong size doll! Wasn't the most reassuring time...

DefiniteMaybe · 01/02/2012 21:19

Surely a baby is a person?

scarletforya · 01/02/2012 21:19

ha ha @ 'SheRa'

ClicksArse · 01/02/2012 21:19

She says no photos but has agreed to be filmed for C4 Confused

bumpsnowjustplump · 01/02/2012 21:19

I screamed with my third, she was stuck and had to have forcepts with just gas and air... I screamed like a banshee..

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