Shiny new OBEM thread!

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Am rather looking forward to seeing the home made bikini for the 'relaxing zen' birth...

I don't feel sorry for the other Mums at all. You can do what the fuck you liek in labour.

I feel VERY strongly about this.

Thank God, is this an epidural?

I think if Blondie had been my mw I would have done a carefully executed roll onto my side bringing my arm up high round the side and thwack upside the head !

Love the glare from the new woman!!

Thank god an epidural.

Ooh I like this new couple.

I agree MadameBoolala

Yay epi!!

£34.50. Blimey.

Epidural. Hope there's not a cascade of intervention.

Don't like how Kerry's MW and hubby are making her feel guilty. Out of order.

He's a barrell of fun with his food updates isn't he?

Kerry seems so much calmer now shes got her epidural.

she's lucky to get one - they're good at saying no!!

That blond midwife is annoying. I'd have needed a bloOdy epidural if I'd had her!

Oh my third couple - she looks mooga uncomfy and so so pregnant poor love. She has the pineapple up the fanjo look alright.

Shut up about food fatty man. Tuna sandwich? Chinese? Idiot.

At last epidural, bet when she calms down it progresses fast. I was like that with ds1, stuck at 2cm for 9 hours with near continuous contractions, then boom epidural and ready

has she had an epidural now?

Thats better isnt it Kerry?
Bless

I hate one born. But tonight? I love the fact they showed this beautiful calm drug free delivery. Well done Disney girl.

Kerry will be quiet now, should have done that ages ago...

Still, do we think it's going to be a c-section now?

I think the hospital must have a regulation haircut as all the staff have the same cut, just in different colours.