X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

[Raahh]

The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

Tiulisa can hardly walk- numpty!

yes, BOF, you would.

Dulisa can hardly walk in that dress.

I won't beat you unless you want me to

Get a shave, Barry.

Forget Tulisa, WTAF is Kelly wearing? She's like a female cyberbot and not in a good way.

Ooh, old friends!

I love the Military Wives. Do think that you had to see the actual show though, to appreciate where they were coming from.

One of those songs where the lyrics really grab you with their complexity.

Mime fest!

Jesy has custody of the leather jeggings.

I meant the riri shite btw

Whether they are singers (MWC not X Factor people, although...) is not really the point. ANd it was written by a modern classical composer who wrote a piece for the ROyal Wedding.
Also: why didn't Dermie dance?

WTF Has Miscaha B got on her legs???

Argh, not more Janet, I have suffered enough...

I like Janet's hair colour.

Why is Goldie there? She wasn't a final 12?

Goldie looks bloody amazing.

Aroooooo like Jagger!

Oh dear, johnny can't mime.

Fallen on the jammy dodgers there Mr Biskwits.

WTAF has Mischa come as in those slacks?

Sami's like a little (or big) Sharon Osbourne

Why is Goldie back?? She was never in the final!

Craig has had a hair cut!

Ah. Goldie. She doesn0t even know the words.

Could they not have found Sami a dress that fit?

Scary Kitty