X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

[Raahh]

The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

I saw peter crying while I was channel hopping, could not have been less interested!

Tweezering pubes through a hole in the pocket I reckons.

I hate bloody Peppa. It is banned, along with Zingzillas (DD has been known to say 'not that shite' when it comes on . I am hoping I misheard)

Mr OuiOui has come down with the Both Ends Bug. I hope his piteous moans and retching from upstairs don't spoil the final for me and the kids.

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Ivanta - Such a kind nursemaid. I'd be exactly the same

I don't want ANYONE to tell me who got Michelle Fowler pregnant in Eastenders OK

That was David Cameron Emma

[grrrrrIvanta I cannot stand Spongebob- inexplicably DD1 loves it hasn't allowed bil to babysit since

Jamie Bastard Oliver, the fat tongued cunt

Here we go!!!

Wooo! Thanks Raahh. Strictly was running late, and luckily saw your post.

Little Mix will win cos I've just seen the M & S ad and they were on the end! :)

Since when were Coldplay the world's biggest band?

Very underwhelmed by the Wives. The song is so mawkish and syrupy, can't help feeling the Lovely Gareth has lost a bit credibility because of it. Wish they'd done a fab classical piece instead.

the worlds biggest knobs.

I'm so glad you said that Mrs H. I know it's a good cause and everything but DH and I were just a bit meh about it.

well they really strung out the tension of who went last night, then- blink and you missed it

God I fancy Dermot.

I'm going to have a bit of a time lag as tea is not quite ready

I dispute the 'world's biggest band' title

that'll be The Wombles

Do you think all the blooper auditionees will do a song like last year?

Would a get a beating if I said I don't think the military wives can sing?

WTF are they wearing?