X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

[Raahh]

The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

No Frankie?

Johnny in the Gary Glitter suit again.

Oh fuck off Amelia and take your dirty net curtains with you.

Evening ladies (a bit late)

Eee gaads this is tacky tacky tacky

Kitty taking her sweet time rejoining the line up there.

Argh, late!

Quick catch up - Tulisa can't walk in her frock, Sami looks even more like Geraldine than ever, and stfu with the Gaga bollocks, Kitty.

I'd forgotten half those people.
Not Goldie though.

This is going to be painful, isn't it?

Like the way they cut away from Goldie there.

Marcus, that was too much whooping.

Can't believe Goldie is 50 with a body like that!

So LIttle Mix and Marcus sang live to begin with, and then the rest of it was pre-recorded, yes?

Remind me why everybody liked Johnnie

Yes, Herbie, I get what you're saying, but I loved the other Gareth Malone projects. This just doesn't sit right for me as it feels very commercial and cloying.

Marcus is reet petite

Johnny was funny and actually had a personality. Would never have won.

Johnnie - we liked his razor-sharp wit and sense of style. And we liked the fact he wasn't dull.

Ad break!!

YEO VALLEY!!!

Do you think Britain has run out of talent? ohhh yeo valley makes up for it!

FOCUS PEOPLE. I need quality bitching tonight. Down and give me twenty.

Off for a costume change - who will get the leather jeggings next? Who will be in big pants? Which farmer would you do in a hay rick?

BUT HE CAN'T SING!

Gosh, that ad's a bit rude!

Herbie
That too. I cannot listen to the song without crying, and the video is so emotional. I blogged about them, and have had loads of hits on the blog from people searching for the lyrics.

IT wasn't designed to be commercial, though, MissHonkover , it was after the RBL Festival of Remembrance that the pressure for a recording came from the public. It was never the plan.