X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

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The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

More stories please, BornSicky!

Keith Floyd stayed at my Mums B&B when he was going out with my sisters best friend. He sat next to me at dinner and asked my mum if she had a mallet so he could shut me up!!!

My daughter maintains I should stop there to retain my mystique. SUffice to say it is nowhere near as exciting as whatever you are imagining
I'm nobody famous, but all my RL friends know the story.

Cup

not sure really. it was a really odd job.

i still do it now occassionally.

nice perks though!

Rock on. Man, but it's edgy. Isn't it though? Edgy as.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

My eyelids are fusing shut.

Here's something more interesting than XF, just discovered after 10 months of having it and bearing in mind it survived the hour fire last week that Peppa the hamster is in fact, a boy

Born
I have never even heard of Craig -- what did you say his name was?

My friend used to do that kind of a job in Germany. She said that Jürgen Klinsman was the sweetest guy (but none of you will know who he is).

Brother was a chef in Germany when Chris Rea stayed in hotel. He made the chef prepare each of the meals and then chose which one to eat. Wanker.

toddlerama, you were drunk, underage, in the presence of a black eyed pea?

Most Wankery Band EVER. Navel gazing yodelling tossers.

house fire, my apologies

THIS is the best they could do??
FFS, bring back Mickey Bubbles!

I sold Bill Wyman a capo once. He paid with a £50 and I was impressed because I was 18 and poor.

Wake me up when they finish crooooooning

Booooooooooooored.

Wake me when it's over.

sorry just died for a bit there. is this actually music?

toddlerama
I thought you were talking about the Black Eye Peas singer and wondered why someone would want to poison her.

Not that exciting emma. Was at a polo match whinging on about how much I wanted a horse all day. As usual.

I have been in a very small swimminjg pool with Ian Beale from Eastenders and his wife and kids. Just me, DD and them. Very odd.

Prince Harry rented my sisters house for a fortnight here, with Chelsea.

CHRIST ON A BIKE i am fed up and want to go to bed
OLDPLAY are making things worse

Oh hamsters have HUGE nads. MY hamster died of bollock cancer. He was ace, used to eat kebab salad and bite one night stands boyfriends.

No mme, the famous ginger royal.