X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

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The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

They had to give the audience glowsticks to keep them awake. Like at a school disco.

I voted for Rhydian - a lot.

• aside from the obvious reason of wanting to poison Fergie-the-singer

i had to put change in rowan atkinsons parking meter once when he was in our office for a meeting
i did also cut him off on a conference call about 3 times.

craig charles... Lister in Red Dwarf, also a comedian and DJ. He got in big trouble years back and was accused of rape... hence why he wasn't allowed to go on the pull.

erm...

Robbie ordered all his meals and drinks from the neighbouring room to the one everyone was sitting in (including all his friends). he just wouldn't come out.
he was totally trolleyed.

I could be a sleb babysitter. I work with drug and alcohol users for a living... they can't be any worse of badly behaved than my clients!

Have they not stopped? Oh.

Am I the only one who likes Coldplay then?

My friend met Paul Daniels once. She was waitressing at some event and he told her off for wearing trousers. "Skirts are more ladylike," he tutted.

Sing with your eyes open, you self indulgent tossy wanker.

He's a wa-wa-wank-wanker

Yes the last one had it's balls popping out all the time...this one has been a bit why.
Oh no, it's a medley. Anyone else reminded of that classic film, Batman and Robin? All the day glo.

Mme no I like them to, just not 2 of the best songs they could have chose eh

I could poison Fergie just for photo.

Gosh Chris Martin has changed from how I remember him. Yum. I Love that song.

Speaking of that Fergie, I'm always amazed that there wasn't more made of this story

Emma Thompson, Kevin Spacey, Tears for Fears, Cliff Richard have all graced our little village for filming purposes.

some are very nice and give you all their freebies.

coldplay are a bit dull...

Was Craig Charles not convicted of rape and jailed and later had the conviction overturned?

toddlerama-absolutely! Bastard. It was 1998- he was on his way to the world cup. Embarrassingly, we were playing The Spice Girls when he was in the shop (was a record shop in the airport)

IF YOU WANT THIS DRIVVLING SHIT TO STOP PICK UP THE PHONE AND VOTE!!!

I am enjoying it

I'm struggling to think of a time I've sat through 2 hours of something so mind numblingly boring as this programme

Paul Daniels is all kinds of cunty. I know, I watched Sleb Wife Swap. He was mean to the Lovely Debbie McGee (LDMG) and made her run around after him all the time. LDMG ended up with Sam Fox's gay partner iirc, whoever it was, they were much nicer to her.