X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

[Raahh]

The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

Ooo now we get a replay of all Jesy's dreadful outfits from the last 2 nights.

I did see Seal and Heidi Klum shopping in Düsseldorf.

Stunning couple, both of them. They both have such presence. They would have turned heads even if they weren't famous

Come on cardi, do it! We need cheering up.

God, I'd climb over you to get to Rolf. LOVE him. I want to sit on his knee and be told nice stories about German Shepherds. Soothing.

It involves Tom Jones. And a bed. THat's torn it now. Anyone who recognises me, please PM me so I can name change.

Blimey MmeLindor. I am very stupid on Twitter. Did you get a response?

sayyule twas my job...

sleb babysitter.

the worst by a country mile was craig charles. instructions were "don't let him drink, and don't let him chase after women." he did both and had a gob like a sewer when i tried to get him to get in a cab.

shane mcgowan vanished and i found him several hours later slumped in the corner of my friend's lounge... my friend hadn't even been out that night. i still have no idea how he got there.

Actually I did meet Jeremy Clarkson once.

I was wankered though.

Are you Tom Jones' love child?

My mum was propositioned by?

Freddie Starr.

Oh yes. Freddie Starr

Are you DUFFY??

I don't recognise you cardi.

Should I?

I met Princess Di once, by official appointment.

Ooh, what happened next, cardi? Are you TJ's lovechild?

MsElteon
Yes, she was very apologetic, said she had been helping Santa. DD was chuffed

CARDI
more much more details please

Did he eat her....no, no i'm so so sorry.....

How do you get to be a sleb babysitter? Now that's a job and a half.

Sadly, not, toddlerama. I would have more money.

I served Ally McCoist (Glasgow Rangers manager) a fish supper many years ago - and I gave him extra chips

Cardi I thought you were going to admit you were Amelia Lily's mum after all

Did he stab someone? Cos I know how that ends. My, my my.

I met Fergie when I was about 8. She refused the smarties I offered her, my mum told me she couldn't accept food in case it was poison, so I wanted to test whether she trusted me or not. She did not. I was pissed.

Cold.......yawn........play

Well, this will be exciting....