X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

[Raahh]

The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

Very nasal and unpleasant, with breaths in odd places and strange random high notes. Bad.

Golden jeggings is there no end to that girls misery

missmiss :o

my ears hurt

The judges' grammar has gone to shit.

She looks like when Muriel did Abba in Muriel's wedding

OOOo Dig the 'OK' earrings, hope Santa brings me some of them babies

Are Kelly's batteries going?

They are all awful but the girl band is best of the final choice.............!

looks like they let the interns style Little Mix.

Poor lasses. they look awful.

and... and... camel toe!

bastards.

Fucking HELL is Kelly chanelling Forrest Gump?

I like that they need their names on their tops- as we only know who Jesy is...

Kelly is a parody of herself.

Kelly is high. It's the only explanation.

Those leggings will haunt that poor girl.

Kelly is a patronising bint.

Merry Fricking Christmas. Yew look so Kewte

JOURNEY

Ooh Tulisa is getting heavy.

She really is a cunt.

Kelly is absolutely insane. Her comments are the best thing about tonight's show. She's had Valium or something.

Oh fuck off Dullisa, who do you think you are, Malcolm X?

Kelly is very odd and those gold leggings on Jessy are MEAN!

Kelly is off her tits. She's been at Misha's coke nail.

It's a nod to the nativity.

We have gold, we have cameltoes...

"...Gold....MING-ERRRR!"