X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

[Raahh]

The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

Shouty SHOUTY Tulisa

cowsfoot

Oh, just kill me now and put an end to this misery! I hate Christmas songs at the best of times - but they are murdering them. And I will hyperventilate if Kelly Rowlands does her stupid southern states comments again. Freakin' awful!

Strikeout fail, but you get the idea.

Thanks for the clarification :)

Dermot just manhandled the one on the end, she looked like she was about to lamp him.

Don't post often n never in tv threads, but must state how much that bleary awful Kelly Rowland has got on my utter nerves and her dresses are terrible.

Marcus will win and needs to be winner to get summit, Lmix will get signed anyway Mischa bigger than all as she marketable.

Janet will do a niche album not widely appealing enough, hope Craig gets picked up.

But seriously Kelly has grated on me so much

Ha, did you just see Kelly roar with fake laughter at Dermot's comment then turn to barry and say 'what did he say?'

Lidl Mix NEVER answer a question. It's like the only answer they can give is some vague shite about friendship and having fun. Are they pre-programmed with up to ten fun phrases, like Barbie?

I only hate the Judges marginally more than I hate Lidl Mixers.

Please ....DO NOT PICK UP YOUR PHONE.....please do not vote for anyone....it's all c---!

Oh, a pizza. I've had a plate of mash that looked like Louis.

A Lidl Muffin Pizza.

Classy.

food shaped like contestants BINGO!

a pizza with all their faces... oh joy, so tasty.

God you wouldn't want to cross Scott on a dark night

A pizza made of their faces , true lidl muffins

I just tried casting my first vote this year for Lidl Muffins and call wont connect

fetches house phone

Jesy immortalised in pizza. She must be thrilled.

Dude, I be off mah ever-lovin' tits.

You could have a Lidl Mix ham sandwich

Louis is wearing my aunt's sofa.

And I've just eaten my body weight in Hotel Chocolat chocolates :(

theres still another hour to go
soooooooooooooooo drawn out

Louis is channelling Lesley Phillips in his silk jacket tonight

Ding dong

Oooh you have hotel chocolat

Garry won't be back, that's for sure.