X-FACTOR- it's the final, FINAL! Marcus or Lidl Muffins??? YOU DECIDE!!

[Raahh]

The last Xfactor thread

I have a feeling tonight could be a bit dull. i like Marcus, but he put the same spin on everything, and i don't think Lidl Muffins are anywhere near as good as we are being manipulated into thinking they are. Never mind, the studio can do amazing things- bit of auto tune, they will sound exactly as Cowell wants them to

So, now, the end is near etc etc....

(am going to spend the day correcting a very bad hair colouring experience -wonder if should give Marcus a bell?)

I feel a bit hysterical. It's like some sort of hideous Christmas nightmare.

Oversinging much?

Oh, they've won.

GOLD LEGGINGS?

IF YOU LOVE EATING BIRDSCUSTARD POWDER STRAIGHT FROM THE TIN YOU ARE BARRY BARLOW

Quit with the warbly bollox.

What the hell are they wearing?

[Fshock] worst leggings of the series so far

Well my dad will vote
For these now... Purely down to song choice alone lol

The stylists hate Jesy. Fact.

Did she just sing "round young virgin"

I bloody wish it was a Silent Night.

What is this warbling . Fresh hell and in jumpers

I'm winceing. This is not good at all.

Ohmygod. My eyes. My eyes.

Those leggings make the baby Jesus cry.

STOP BREATHING IN THE MIDDLE OF SENTENCES YOU HORRENDOUS BINTS!

Would she have called then her riddlemuffins if they'd stayed as rhythmix?
Aw this is nice

they sound like they're struggling. Better choice than Marcus though

It's like an overwrought school assembly on drugs.

Awful.

Wouldn't it be really emosh and heartfelt if they cried and hugged at the end of this

Louis' playing noughts and crosses against himself on that pad of paper.

He's losing.

Gold leggings. Her stylist really hates her - maybe Jesy shagged the stylist's man and this is payback.

Round young virgin. Arf. In wet look jeggings praps?

Tulisa is going to cry.

Ah, they are much better than poor marcus.

Even if poor Jesy forgot to put her skirt on.

She looks fucking awful in those leggings.

Sorry, but she does.

Holy Golden Batphone Robin! What is with those leggings?

oh Christmas song bingo- they have a choir- and candles.

shut up