X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

The tat may be real but she dyes her hair. Just a thought. I'm fretting snout her a bit.
Can you imagine? " I'm sorry kids, your mum couldn't survive the whole Ginger/little mix distaster"

Got front row seats for 10 am tomorrow Sugar

"At this point I'd love to tell you that The Stuart Heritage Experience is touring in 2012, but I'm afraid to say that it would just be a dirty lie. For now."

marry me Mr Heritage!

I missed all that, I've just been on an adventure in the rain, in my pyjamas, chasing someones stupid Jack Russell. Cold now and that bloody dog won't come in.

Oh, you always loved her Kelly? More than, say, Janet or Misha?

This is going to be LOUD isn't it?

You are pals with her

Oh noooo. Don't make this song into a shout-off.

Amelia looks 35, minimum.

I have found the knuckledusters for you

Don't all run at once.

Although I am almost tempted by these

"take it away Kelly"

Kelly obviously thought she would be dueting with Misha B :)

"Take it away Kelly" sounded more yee-ha than Kelly!

Kelly looks nervous. She should be

Let's count the fillings and tonsil spots

G'wan girls - belt it out. You know you want to.

This is proper shit.

Not liking amelia's beauty spot.

This is better than other two but its a pretty low bar

kelly has the shiniest knees i've ever seen.

Kelly is used to playing second fiddle to a foghorn.