X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

I quite liked that, against all expectations. How waily are Amelia and Kelly going to get?

Leona's voice is coming without her?

Bof you're thinking of the girl in Newcastle with the braces aren't you?

rockin, tell me that's true

According to Jiz Loans, Jesy has strong views on fashion and queries the choices. I wonder if they really do hate her.

jambalaya

very confused... have red hair a bunch of tats... argh... will i die a slow painful ginger death?

I am strangely attracted to David Beckhams feet

Amelia will shove Kelly off stage if she gets the chance.

It's a pigment/reaction thing according to my tattooist!

I very much hate the boots ad that implies that only women do Xmas shopping.

"Brought to you by the girls"

Fuck off.

GreenIce- yes, i am that shallow

It is true. It's just beneath my Shed Seven one, just above my Gareth Gates.

Dulisa Has very tall knees

Shed seven

Health and Safety are handing out ear defenders to the audience during the break before the Yelling One gets going.

Ha ha! Maybe my tattooist just really hates the colour red?!

Exactly Sue, Jesy is a pretty girl and her figure is fine, but the way they dress her makes her look about two sizes bigger than she is. Weird and not necessary.

I'm looking forward to watching Amelia actually stab Kelly. Or at least steal the mic off her.

ok, so what will kelly murder? a Bouncy Beyonce number? bit of En Vogue?

it's like a tragic karaoke.

Wonder how bad it gets when they do this in private instead of in front of 10k people...

Me and you both

I nearly posted summat at the time but chickened out for fear of being called narsty

At least the stalker's tattoo wasn't a portrait a la Alan Partridge's biggest fan