X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

Dermie is smooooth, isn't he? He does what he does very well.

Who said it was a fix??????

Night all. Don't have nightmares about Bubbles.

("I just haven't skinned you yet")

But Raah they all cry, I wonder why Jesy tugged at our heart strings?!

7:30 shit I've got stuff finishing on eBay at 8pm

The life sized mannequins in his bedroom that look so real? With the slight smell about them? Ex display, yes they are awfully realistic.

Chris Martin will try to be all ironic about it, and make an even bigger arse of himself than he already is.

I think I might have nightmares about Bubbles.

That jewellery? Looks like bones and teeth? African tribal art. Big fan. Huge.

:o

That new flowerbed in the garden?

Yes, I dug that last night..

Marcus is a nice guy but he doesn't have the talent. Heyya was shit last week was shit. He's lost the way the past fewweeks . Little mix to.win. not that I like or rate them but monotone smug face Barlow will be unbearable if Marcus wins

Won't be watching tomorrow find those 2 acts pointless.

The 'missing' 4yrs of his life? He wasn't locked in a glass cell with a hockey mask and straight jacket. He was travelling

This isn't the last we've seen of Amelia Lily. She'll be on ITV2's Xtra Factor for another hour.

You know how he's inviting you to his house for his Christmas Special? He's not talkiing about an ITV show

Night all and remember;

HE JUST HASN'T MET YOU. YET

Actually I can't stand Dermot either

I keep thinking of that Goodfellas bit with the nearly but not quite dead man in the boot of the car. Was that Bubbles?

Bloody Hell, the Orange Boss eyed is on. Do I want to watch to see if Piers pinches insults from MN? Or will it kill me?

Hassledge, you are so right!