X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

I always thought SImon talked sense. Why would he say that? WHat's the angle?

Off to download Bubbles Xmas album

I love NIN. As a NIN fan you think you are safe from their songs being destroyed by dodgy pop singers. Apparently not. I haven't sworn so much in a long time

And after all the furore about Janet singing Under the Bridge, a song about heroin....Leona comes on and does a song about it too....badly.

v sensible Mme. don't order or he'll know where you live.
And ignore the revving of power drills in the background. He's just putting up shelves.

I was very cross about Leona. She didn't even sing the bit about wearing a crown of shit.

Simon wants little mix to win as they will earn him more money. He sees them as the next spice girls whereas Marcus is more will young.

I reckon Amelia knew she was going. Last week tears, this week No emotion.

I agree, she came on stage looking as though she'd composed herself and was putting on a smile. They'd told her already.

I had the most surreal Xfactor experience last night. I stupidly thought it was the actual final and went to watch it at a pub. I imagined it would be in the main pub but it was a funtion room upstairs.

Anyway, so there was me and my friend and only four other people who were all so completely shit faced by 8pm that they couldn't stand up or walk straight.

One woman claimed to be Fazer's auntie and drunkenly yelled 'THAT'S MY GIRL' ever time Tulisa appeared, and 'CUNT' every time Marcus appeared, and 'BITCH' at Amelia.

They ordered some chicken nuggets and then spat them all over the carpet shouting 'ERRUGGHH THAT'S FISH' and sent them back, so the barman tasted one and said..'er no it's definitely chicken' to which they replied 'ARE YOU CALLING ME A CUNT?'. They then slowly drunkenly one by one staggered downstairs to the main bar, including Fazer's alleged auntie who didn't bother staying to the end to see what happened to Tulisa and her muffins.

Feeling like we should get the fuck out of dodge we called a cab to go home and while we were waiting outside for it a car pulled up and a middle aged woman got out the drivers side, pissed out of her brains, staggering all over the place, climbed into the back seat, had a little punch up with the person in the back seat before getting back in the driving seat and driving off!

Needless to say I won't be going back for the results tonight!

That is soo funny Emma- was she really Fazer's auntie? - my X factor experience was so dull in comparison!

Anyway- this is running very slowly- so

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