X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

Oh, you know it Ivanta. Tis all bushes and dark blue towels round my way.

This is okay, actually.

Best their harmonies have been so far though...I hate to admit that.

An evil Christmas tree topper.

Faux leather trews- whoop! Jesy drew the short straw again!

Wanger says: The only song that Tulisa knows is I'm A Little Teapot. I imagine that this is fact, but don't quote me on that.

Has someone fed Jesy Skittles?

Oh god, it's gone urban.

woop!

can't drive back though... booze definitely needed for a night out with the wanger!

Nice of Tulisa to employ her act as backing singers. Not into sharing then!

Apart from the beat boxing.

Dull Lisa has made them all wear flat shoes. She has high heels on.

This is not that bad, actually.

Ah. NO. Has all gone wrong.

is this another fucking mash up?? What did I say about that.

Well her beatboxing is better than her leggings

Did you notice the size of her heels compared to the girls flat shoes

I wish they'd done Newport instead. I like that.

FUCK ME!

Was Jesy beatboxing????

Or did she have a pube stuck in her teeth

Dear god the stylists must hate jesy, that outfit is atrocious is there some fashion rule I don't know about that says if your hips are slightly bigger than your band mates its more flattering to wear skin tight imitation leather leggings than a skirt?

For someone so young, Tulisa looks ancient- and that performance was shit.

Has The Big Apple not suffered enough?

Dear me, someone's dressed Jesy as a pearly king going to aerobics.