X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

SUE, WE MUST GO!!!!!!!!!!

Poor bastard has got dickie bows as his trademark.

Dickie bows and marmite on toast.

Bet he's thrilled.

The marmite man was on BGT last year, I think.

Sue we need a bus. We could follow Wagner.

Will she blend in or be the featured soloist?

Tulisa is the most amazing person in the world, apparently.

So now we know.

Perhaps he'll end up Dr Who and add a Fez to the ensemble?

I'm so far down for a wolef meet and a flash mob at Peter Andre's cafe. I'll add in an XF thread gig with Wanger.

Tenner says her mike breaks

Sue, are you a fellow Jilly Cooper fan?

Lol a the pic of Marcus as a baby. He hasn't changed at all.

can i drive the wagner bus pls?

I Tulisa really tall or are the muffs really short?

Tulisa won't sing. She'll do a few somersaults or something.

Oh, a mash-up. Good-o

Dullisa's nicked MIsha's dress

Tulisa cannot actually sing. Fact.

So Tulisa is ruining it for them.

She's like a little Star Of David.

Born - you drive, i'll do tickets

Does anyone else want to slap Dermot when he does that head shake/ wobble?

Bingo faux leather trousers!