X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

Do JLS have to babysit wand erection all the time?

The little one sounds like Orville.

i'm so glad Luois is sitting down. bet his hands are under the desk after this

They're like a hybrid bundle of enthusiastic youth. Someone strap Louis into his chair.

I bet Caroline's watching, licking her lips.

Sue - I remembered her. DD and I were very surprised she was put out by Kelly and as soon as they announced that there would be a vote between those we said we hoped it would be her because we had liked her.l We hadn't heard any of the gossip as we don't read celeb mags/look at tabloids (not said in a superior way, just as a fact). SHe was brilliant at Judges Houses and that stuck in our minds. Honest.

The public didn't vote her out, kelly did that's why Kelly doesn't want her to win.

They make me wanna cry

God that Aston irritates the fuck out of me, off to do the washing up

Does "ohohohohohoh" mean "wank"?

Aston is receding quite drastically. Dammit I would have put money on Marvin being the first baldy

The wandies aren't singing this in their usual key. Someone must have a cold

They've been styled to within an inch of their lives, haven't they?

when they 'really' sing live, they are shit- or have their voices broken en masse?

They have better stylists in Pop World, though, don't they?

The contestants look like Year 10s have dressed them.

There is still another hour of this! Not much entertainment so far, if Johnny had stayed we may have had full drag tonight :)

Why is the judges' table a bit higher at Louis' end? They'll need to fold a beer mat under that bit.

They are very squeaky clean in compared to JLS

DS just said that the guy from JLS sounded like him (DS)

So apparently once you have been in the X Factor you lose the ability to sing live! Wand Erection and JLS not sounding at their best.

I'm sure, rickinn. I would have thought either wank or simply come in one's pants.