X-FACTOR!! THE FINAL!!(part one) -who is going to win?!

[Raahh]

Obviously, Verucca -if all the fix stuff is to go by (although Kelly is supposed to be hoping she doesn't win, as it will make her look stoopid for chucking her off in the first place)

I want Marcus to win. Lidl Muffins at a push (but I don't think singing with Tulisa will help them!)

It's going to be crap, without 'proper' guests, isn't it? And dragging it out over 2 nights...

So here we are, after all these months part one of the X Factor final!

is being 'ladylike' now on our list of desirables in an X Factor winner?

Are these fans in drag

Christ! Marilyn Manson

Amelia and Kelly look so super close. PFf.

Er Dermie, I think you'll find she actually worked HALF as hard as anyone else- she climbed the ladder after sliding down the snake, so to speak...

my gran lived on gin and fags and died when she was 98...

is no one else freaked out by these?

Oh, that was a 'oh, how embarrassing mother' look

Group Botox.

There was a woman wanking?

Rihanna et al must have missed the memo on ladylike.

I like Amelia but she is no Christina.

I don't think Kelly is a human woman.

I really don't want verucca to win...

But that's what Louis said Cardi - the public voted you out first and then back in, over everyone else. Why would that happen if not because of her being kept in the public eye?

Hmm. Amelia actually looked as if she was on something tonight. Very blank looks

Or Botox

Hasseledge what????

Oh God, someone hold Louis down...

JLS and the Wandies. FFS, I don't know which is which if they mix 'em up.

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Louis has put glitter and tinsel on the WangOMeter tonight...