X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

Why does Louis always bang on about regional voting?

Compared to the first song it was good.

But that is not saying much.

I don't like the warbling.

I used to quite like Janet at the beginning, but shes grating sooooo badly now..

Dullisa has proper Supernanny hair tonight.

ooooh.janet devlin is the new marmite shock.

That were dreadful. And boring.

great critique from Tulisa.. 'you are Janet Devlin'

Oh dear, Barry- talk about backhanded compliments! What's he in- Mean Girls?

mama? mama?

STOP SAYING JANET FECKING DEVLIN

I'm wondering if the chillies are as mainstream as she can go before 9pm? Maybe she luffs HIM or Alice Cooper.

Gary damning with faint praise...

Do you think thats a Per Una Speziale she's wearing?

we've no snakes in Ireland because Janet scared them away wen she started singing...

God, the accent. Seriously, she's from deepest rural, not new York.

Actually I feel a bit mean now. She's only about 12 isn't she?

someone on Twitter:

I kind of admire her ability to take any song and make it sound like a Cranberries b-side. #xfactor

Misss Jen-net

Whatever it is BreakOut it's so long she can't walk without picking it up and looking a div.

"Some people say you are predictable, I say you're boring. But you are just YOU"

Yeah, cheers, Barry.

Actually weeping at 'stay with Olly in his VIP cabana' as a prize. Imagine if one of us won.

ROFL MmeL

Lauren Laverne, Caitlin Moran and Carol Decker are making me howl on twitter.