X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

So CSI hasn't started yet but I wish I switched over anyway. Oh my goodness, Janet, if I'd been given a chance to be on this show I would at least try and attempt to look happy about it.

pwoar

I think we've had Alice Cooper. Wanger did Poison, didn't he? Ivanta would know. Where is she?

God Sue- can you imagine?

Where are all the plinths this week ? Still time .

Mme L - that was Pete Paphides' cranberries quote - famous music journo and husband of Caitlin Moran.

my dh said "oooh, just imagine" in a v snide voice to the VIP cabana and made me snort...

gary is getting seriously boring now, he doesn't have the personality to carry off a judge's role

get in noel gallager next year!!!

he will spice it up a bit

I'm really starting to fancy ollie and his tight trousers

I just don't like her 'I'm slightly alternative and too good for The X Factor attitude'.
She always seems so miserable.
Janet, your'e 16.
Enjoy the opportunity you've been given.

Her dress looked like an All Saints one to me. Better than her first song (which was shockingly bad) but I think she's going home. MB was brilliant tonight I thought; then Marcus - but Marcus is cuter!

oooh. dont diss garyor imight cry.

Has someone mentioned this before, I don't know why it just popped into my head. Maybe nobody else can see it. But <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=NOOKIE+BEAR&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=XRvVpF8wWJmOFM:&imgrefurl=www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-NOOKIE-BEAR-VENTRILOQUIST-PUPPET-DUMMY-c1970-/140556435739&docid=ffhXodizMyvAwM&imgurl=img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/4/3/7/1/3/6/webimg/477370186_tp.jpg&w=400&h=300&ei=dlXRTtr4I5GIhQfXuMyqDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=170&vpy=300&dur=147&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=120&ty=134&sig=113902974186322993665&page=5&tbnh=122&tbnw=158&start=90&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:90" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gary. Brothers from another mother?

oldqueenie all the love for Gary has died here

What is a cabana? Knowing me, I'd win a wet weekend in a caravan.

Was it, MmeB? I only saw it RTed and didn't look at who said it.

Just had a look at Carol's timeline. She is fun, much more than Gary Clean Barlow.

i thought janet said weeks ago she wanted to use her guitar?

I need the number for Marcus's eyebrow waxer.
Best eyebrows i've seen in ages!

Nookie bear's got more personality

is misha wearing a wig?

Oh. PLEASE.

Hard work, Kelly is sitting at a till in Tesco for 8 hours a day then going home to feed your kids and put them to bed.

Don't tell me that your life is hard work.

love love love this song.

Groan. I really don't like this, especially in its Fugees version.

Man. She be gracing us with the sweetest sound I do done heard since I trod on a crayfish under ma verandah.

Oh good, more recycled Geraldine styling.