X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

Liking the Chilli's is alternative? And she's doing the fucking All Saints version anyway? FUCK OFF!

If she thinks the Chillis are obscure, she is more deluded than I thought.

I can't believe shes ruining this. song. Someone shoot her quick.

"Sometimes I feel like I don't have any charisma"

Noooooooo make it stop

Take me all the way heee

it's those repeated "ticks" and that put on achey breaky voice thing I hate.am riveted to screen in case she pukes though.

That 'uch' sounds like a hiccough.

underpowered, especially in the quiet bits. or is that "making the song your own"

I don't think this is that bad

haha at Twitter. Is that the real Garry Barlow account?

My music taste is so obscure, that is why I am on XFactor trying to be a pop star singing music I hate.

She just yodels a bit if the note is too high for her doesn't she. And then speaks instead of singing if the note is a bit too low for her. She has a singing range of about 5 notes.

What's with the Carol Decker VT in the background?

I quite like this.

She's so alternative, liking the Chillis. Newsflash Janet, I'm a home counties girl to the core and I like 'em too. Don't have to yelp about it though may bray slightly.

my ears, my ears.

In what world are the Chilis obscure and alternative??

like her dress

Don't yaa-ay like that. Make it stop.

Dh has just asked if she ever moves, this is usually criticised. even Diana Vickers had to dance a bit.

Endless warbling, what's not to like ?

Why stand up Kelly? We all know it was shit!

poor janet.

looks so sad