X-FACTOR-It's 'GUILTY PLEASURES AND HEROES' week!! Will Louis need his Rule Book??

[Raahh]

because last year, the acts spectacularly failed to grasp what a 'guilty pleasure' is. And their choice of heroes was dubious, too- erm, Bruno Marrs??

So, as Tulisa hasn't heard of anyone older than 20, will be interesting to hear what the Mixes end up with.
Marcus- well his hero must be jackie wilson, since he's already done hime twice..
I can't imagine what will warble from Janet.
Mischa - got to be J-Hud.
Verucca-Lily- should sing this- , just because.

Starting early, as I may have to engage with my children do stuff.

Yes agree opportunistic, but i'd rather AW was no 1, then anyone else this xmas.. if they release the single on 5th its only got to be there, what 2 weeks?

Anyway, i'm off to blow a hairdryer through DSs Xbox, its dead, but apparently this will revive it

I am one of the 2000 new followers. Will see what she is like when not drunk and ranting at fading pop stars.

I do feel the line "no-one can say that we're too young to know" would go down well at our wedding...we'll be lucky to have our own teeth at this rate.

Oh Amy. you were a genius.
Thanks for the link

Ffs, I fell asleep again! I wasn't even tired. Getting a bit fed up with waking up on the sofa

Ffs, I fell asleep again! I wasn't even tired. Getting a bit fed up with waking up on the sofa

I know I shouldn't say it, BUT I wish misha wouldn't wear such tight clothes, looks awful!

Wow. Those trousers...

MIsha's clothes are always awful. What were the high heeled trainers about?

Marcus has had a hard life as he was bought up by a single mum who had little money. But obviously this brought them very close, they are each others world, blah blah.

Marcus to win, but the weedy moustache must go!

They always go on about how wonderful misha is to style, BUT tbh I think they make her look like lady gaga crossed with a cheap hooker

Very poor form i know to miss the thread then swan in, but my take is this...

Little Mix: First song awful in every single way. Jesy is always going to be up against it as she is in a group with girls more conventionally attractive than she is. If she'd stayed solo she could have kept her original look. Somebody needs to get the hang of styling her and she could look striking and interesting. Miss J from ANTM could tutor her in not walking like a builder. Nobody should ever be made to climb onto a bar stool on live television.

Second song: too many awful contorted faces. Awful false eyelashes, blonde one (who can really sing, can't she?) looked like she was auditioning for Black Swan, Jesy looked like a Cavalier King Charles.

Janet: Her hair isn't enough anymore. Although her forgetting her words was the most gripping moment of the whole series.

Amelia: hope she's already booked her appointment at the nodules clinic. Yes, she can sing, but dear lord she's dated. Sadly born 20 years too late.

Marcus: I bet Stevie wishes he were deaf, not blind. The first verse of his second song was pigshitegodawful.

Misha: Second song was a snorefest, loved the choreography of the first song.

Just caught up. Fuck off Janet. That is all.

Fabulous summary, MissHonkover

I think the worst thing about last night is the fact the godawful Carol Dekker (who made shouty singing an art form) now thinks she is somebody, and downloads off her hideous song will propel it into the charts. Crap

I hope Janet goes, she doesn't come across as very likeable, more sullen, so the public won't be swayed by 'I was nearly sick on stage'
But I really want Verucca out

I thought my summary was fab.

Tres succinct, no?

sayCool it was luffly- here

:o

I normally catch up with the show on Sunday afternoon, but just couldn't face watching it today!
I did see all of their first performances, so have a rough idea about just how shit they were.
Anyone started the results thread?

All new sparkly

RESULTS THREAD***

That link's not working for me, takes me to my 'thread's I'm on page'
Have to find it the old fashioned way

èèwww.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/1352232-X-FACTOR-Guilty-Heroes-THE-RESULTS link]]

oh feck