X-FACTOR- week 5 RESULTS- IT'S A DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!! <dramatic music>

[Raahh]

And we all know who we want that double elimination to be!

PICK OUT YOUR LICE AND HAVE A BATH, SKANKIE. UTTER FUCK.

Skanky knows he going, he don't give a shit.

his

Get rid of the fool

Ick

Half an hour's sleep? He'll be conducting a pogrom by the end of the night then.

Johnny funny, I'll give him that, not mad talented, but funny

Crappy charity single.

Janet and Frankie need to go.

What the actual rubbery fuck is on my telly?

What the heck is this!!

I liked Misha- at least you could tell what it was.

So, only having half an hours sleep when a million pound career is on the line is funny? Nob.

Ooh- they have an advert!!

I think we should all have a whipround and buy Kitty a nice pair of trousers.

Not a charity single! M&S plug!

I loved the pink windmill show...remember the kids? They used to do excruciating group song and dance numbers at the beginning of the show, too!

The x-factor is Pink Windmill reborn!

WTAf? Anyone else see the M&S advert??!

BIG difference isn't there once they have all been through the studio , auto tuning

Sounds a bit like the USA X-Factor now....

I was thinking the same Sue

M & S.

Wrong, just wrong.

This is not just M & S, this is really shite M & S.

Oh, God. The ad shows how terrible Frankie - they must have tuned that within an inch of its life, and he still sounded totally off.

I'm in the kitchen with a cigarette. What advert? What did I miss?

Mr Biscuits looked vair sinister in that
I am slightly vomming, genuinely. Ick.

Don't know many of the nick names yet.

Want Janet and skanky to go, sooooooo much!!!

Love Craig, and also (wait for the flaming) think Kitty is good and can at least sing, even if she is a bit of a fruit loop.

So they are using a charity single, to advertise M and S. Confused. dot com

Sorry, I'm still on the JLS bit...does anybody remember when Aston was in the Fun Song Factory?

I cannot believe my eyes!! That M & S advert!! I;m lost for words!! Utter, utter shite!!