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X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

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NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 13:11

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional Sad

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

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januaryjojo · 15/10/2011 21:32

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HazeltheMcWitch · 15/10/2011 21:32

STANDING OVATION FOR THE OVER-SEXED RABBIT !!!!

rockinastocking · 15/10/2011 21:33

LeBooooof.

My favourite post on MN, ever.

And that's sayin' summat.

It was the oversexed rabbit that did it...

FingandJeffing · 15/10/2011 21:33

Oh no a Bjork song, pls no, I predict shouting and trying to out eccentric the icelandic one.

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 21:34

Bof, I love the way you have a sex story for every minor sleb. It's like a filthy Heat magazine, your life.

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NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 21:34

BoFGrin

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cardibachFalchoFodynGymraes · 15/10/2011 21:34

Wow LeBOOOf I am awed. Loving your work.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 15/10/2011 21:34

Sue I'd take on that Dermot challenge if I wasn't happily married I had a delicious dream about him and a bottle of baby oil once.....
Love the Manford story, thanks for sharing Grin

HazeltheMcWitch · 15/10/2011 21:34

Tell me this - he was not still telling you jokes while you were getting mouthy, was he?

SeriousWispaHabit · 15/10/2011 21:35

at that Philadelphia recipe

WitchesBroomForMyChin · 15/10/2011 21:35

Which manford? Envy I have no sleb sex stories.

herbietea · 15/10/2011 21:35

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GreenEyesandNiceHam · 15/10/2011 21:35

BoF Grin

Just Grin

PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 15/10/2011 21:35

wah! HA HA! I salute you Bof in a non-chezzer salute type way Grin

ItchyChin · 15/10/2011 21:35

I used to love Dermot, but isn't he quite short? Used to like him with shorter hair on T4... none of this milk tray man polo necks and tight trousers he seems to have been sporting of late.

Loving the stalking of Jason Manford by a giant sex bunny btw [hgrin]

LadyEvilEyes · 15/10/2011 21:36

I bloody hate that special K girl and her stupid red dress.
She always looks so supercillious.

cardibachFalchoFodynGymraes · 15/10/2011 21:36

I would help Dermot with his bed issues. Send him round, DD is out tonight.

LeBOOOf · 15/10/2011 21:36

I've asked for it to be withdrawn before too much damage is done. Come to think of it, that's an approach he suggested at the time...

BOOareHaunting · 15/10/2011 21:37

BOF Grin

who is Jason Manford though Blush

Hassled · 15/10/2011 21:37

BOF - that is the best sleb story ever :o

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NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 21:37

I have only shagged a cross dresser called Samantha.

My life is so dull.

Grin
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GreenEyesandNiceHam · 15/10/2011 21:37

BoF that makes my Frazer Hines from Emmerdale once smiled at me in a card shop tale seem quite tame.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 15/10/2011 21:37

Brace yourselves!

januaryjojo · 15/10/2011 21:37

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rockinastocking · 15/10/2011 21:37

at LeBoooof