X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

[NosfeRaahhtu]

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

sheep theme is Love and Heartache

Not one person has blown me away tonight. They are all very average

BOOOF yes YABU as her son might not have been able to afford £2k for a neon leotard plus 50p for cheap hair bleach

Gah, why don't children STAY ASLEEP?

Missed Rythmix, and only just caught the end of Mischa. Why was she dressed as MC Hammer? Did she do the dance? Please say yes...

I think DP is jealous of my mumsnetting, he's going to scary lengths to get my attention

cheer nosfe and jelly. pretty all encompassing theme!

was just side tracked during that, ate a bit of piri piri humous, it hurt

iild listen to janet with her ronan keating grwl a hundred times that eat it again

Would anyone else be really pissed off to pay £60 for a spa treatment, only to find they'd used Pantene which you can get from Poundland?

The theme is crap! Apart from Ernie the fastest milkman, and Oi've got a brand new combine harvester, all songs are about love, or heartbreak. Although you could prob shoehorn the 2nd one in actually.

The outfits this week are a bit Hallowe'en anyway- there are 2 weeks to go, do they not know that??

Misha/Micha/Mischa/Meeshaaaaa was my favourite- but that was rubbish

I suggested a swimsuit over a black tee and leggings (for his modesty, I'm not a bad person), with LED glo-ropes wrapped round him and a very cheap wig. Plus prittstick on his eyelids with sequins.

Quite inventive, I thought.

My grandma knows Peter andre's brother and talks about I'm constantly, it's terrifying!

Mischa is the only one so far that could make it on X Factor USA.
There is some real talent on there, but not so much fun on a thread, as the point of X Factor is to point, mock and laugh.

yes scared, v pissed off.
another sidetrack - if you're tempted by the £4.49 pinot grigio on offer (half price) at tesco at the moment. don't bother, it's shit

Ernie, the fastest Milkman was the number 1 record the week i was born.

FACT

Ooooohhhh im setting sky plus for Peter Andrae my life" on itv 2

Misha is my favourite.

Hah, I was thinking that about the Pantene too ScaredKitty.

Both Ernie and Combine are clearly about love.

witches DH has stuck it out til now but has treated to his play room to play on the xbox, he can take no more!

What was with the Bugs Bunny t-shirt?

Sexy

Seriously chipstick?

The Westlife approach to singing. They'll stand up at the keychange

Like The Risk too

oooo, lookit they're shit. Excellent.