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X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

934 replies

NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 13:11

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional Sad

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

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BOOareHaunting · 15/10/2011 20:38

blueberry thing -gies ARF

HazeltheMcWitch · 15/10/2011 20:38

Geisha Cadaver!

cardibachFalchoFodynGymraes · 15/10/2011 20:38

WTAF?
THat is all

rockinastocking · 15/10/2011 20:38

It's like cabaret night at the opium den.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 15/10/2011 20:38

Hard song to sing. Bad idea methinks...

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:38

Oh ffs.

BOOareHaunting · 15/10/2011 20:38

He looks like he should be in Mulan.

Jellykat · 15/10/2011 20:39

Love this song, go Johnny go Grin

LeBOOOf · 15/10/2011 20:39

Appearing in Soho very soon...

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 15/10/2011 20:39

Aw. It's like the product of an illicit rendezvous between Dot Cotton and Willy Carson.

duckdodgers · 15/10/2011 20:39

Oh the high notes

PureBloodMuggle · 15/10/2011 20:39

can the judges please stop sayimg 'the public love you/them'

we don't

my hears hurt. What the hell is this?

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 20:39

I love Johnny. He looks like a stalk of asparagus.

januaryjojo · 15/10/2011 20:39

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NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 20:39

Where's his white jump suit!

I like this is, in a warped way.

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KittyWalker · 15/10/2011 20:39

Oh Johnny Hmm

LeBOOOf · 15/10/2011 20:39

His timing is a bit off.

HazeltheMcWitch · 15/10/2011 20:40

Odd shoe choice?

lovecat · 15/10/2011 20:40

Is Johnny the new Wagner, then? ShockConfusedHmm

LadyEvilEyes · 15/10/2011 20:40

WTF is he wearing?

vanimal · 15/10/2011 20:40

I like this!! I'm not supposed to though, am I?

He is fun, and would be a good laugh in real life I bet!

cerealqueen · 15/10/2011 20:40

Camp cabaret.

LydiaWickham · 15/10/2011 20:40

He can sing, Louis doesn't seem to want people to know this fact. Is he this year's Wagner?

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 15/10/2011 20:40

If I close my eyes it does sound spookily like Kylie

PureBloodMuggle · 15/10/2011 20:40

am crying here

why do i need this torture? What did i do?