X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

Not sure I like her. She is a bit to quirky for me.

But she has got a voice that is different, I will give her that.

janet, sweetheart, we do not NEED another Ellie Golding- stop with the breathy shit

My DH has just informed me that the nhyphendubz have split, is this correct?

I like Janet. She is only 16.

lol at Sue.

Is this the porn man?

She's alright but I agree she's nothing new.
Apologies if I upset anyone. Bazza is the best judge ever.

dappy put it out there that they will split in the next year or two but then retracted it a few hours later, dont know if theres a new split tho

Shoulder apparently Dappy is going solo.

yes, porn man.

But I am going to forgive him. Cause he was not exploiting anyone but himself.

Allegedly, Dappy told a newspaper that N-Dubz would be over in 2 years (or similar, cannot remember exactly). But then he retracted the claims. DOubt they have.

Ashamed I know this. Cannot even blame DCs - oldest is 5.

damning praise from Kelly. I want her to sing at my wedding!

Cadaver got a Cadfael haircut. Win.

dappy has a solo single due to go to number 1/at number 1. its brilliant he also has a nudee picture and is hung like a freaking horse

Here

Is she wearing slippers?

Geraldine's sucked up the world tafetta resources then.

Sam seems to have inherited Mary Tesco's wardrobe. And stylist.

I have corrected Dh! Thanks guys!

Having trouble keeping up, laptop is broken so using my phone. DS was in hospital for a couple of days with pharyngitis and urine infection but he's home now. He's only just turned one. BTW does that make him an xfactor baby or does he have to be born on xfactor night?

Anyway, enough about him, back to the hating.. I see we have some haterz hating us hating the contestants. Shall we start a thread hating people hating us hating hating xfactor contestants?

Kerry
do you mean the little blonde girl? She didn't get though. Lizzie?

Fraut i thought it was Mary Asda

Of course that makes him an X-Baby, Emma, a very special one!
Glad he is home.