X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

One luve ah
One life ah
...everyone join in cos I've forgotten the words

see ya

Ello I'm mega late, thought it started at 8...
This dude is so dramatic "if I don't get through I'll never sing again"....ah crashed and burned.

Sorry, he looks like a broke down Tom Jones. Poor bastard

Ooooooh Tezza!

Oh dear.

Best get back to Butlins, mate.

Am I right in thinking we've only seen 2 groups that formed themselves? The Keys and Kendro?

When is Johnny Cadaver on?

I read the spoilers about who gets which acts!!! I know who gets the dreaded "groups!!" I hope the guy who cocked up gets through!!

Tony Sopranos will feed him to the fishies...

thank feck he fucked that up because they are so desperate for acts they wouldve put him through. or they have because they are uber wankers this year.

i miss simon :(

"Terry ate Mr.Big"

Correction. Terry ate Harry Hill and wore his shirt as a trophy. But is did not quite fit, so he left the collars and cuffs very flappy.

Ooooo, twirl bites. What took you so long?

sjupe I think not having Simon putting his foot down about the truly awful ones is giving the green light for the "entertaining" tone deaf ones. Barry just isn't firm enough.

Are they going to drag this out till xmas? or is it over by the end of next month.

I can't wait- how do I find out who gets who? (think I'm getting too into this )

Havea little.... I won't have a bad word said about Bazza.

I would swap Louis for simon and keep the rest. I am loving Kelly r - she's funny!

thats what it is havealittlefaith - with it being barrys first year he isnt confident enough yet and louis loves all the crap acts anyway so he's no good :(

Janet is such an old ladies name.

Lookit, I am so quirky and fey . I'm like a fairy's fart
Twirl. Twirl. Floaty Bit.
Fin.

I just vomited out of my nostrils.

Louis is deffo the weakest link.

Well they would all be crap at poker wouldn't they?

If any judges cry at the fey Oirish pixie, I will RAGE.

she is a ver annoying breathy little diana vickers twit. kelly just had a fricking orgasm pervert.