X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

Why did the group go through?

DH just said, "The singer from the group was good".

Erm. They are all supposed to be singers, dear.

They know nothing.

Next year - X Factor: Mumsnet Decides.

The time I'd save in the shower, Sue.

Wha? Goldie?

Lol, Rock. But she could at least sing, which is more that bloody Goldie can

Goldie will be this year's Wagner/Jedward.

I have heard you're very hairy, rockin. Still, some men like that. Furry fans mostly.

hehehe at the Iceland ad with Stacy. I note that she didn't say anything.

wash out your mouth, BoF!!

Which one's Goldie again?

WHAT?? HER?? THE MAD TINA TURNER WOMAN??

Is she through???

Ach, she's this year's Wagner, but with tits.

Hang on...Wagner had tits...

Did lidl's version of Tina Turner get through?

What the hell?

with her and Frankie it just proves the judges. They know nothing!!!

Wanger had a lovely pair in that satin shirt. Like a little Peter Stringfellow.

Hairy?

Put it this way, you'll never see me and Chewbacca in the same room...

Like two little Peter Stringfellows...

Like two boiled eggs, and someone's drawn wee Peter Stringfellow faces on them.

Why do they always say they wish they had had the chance to sing another song to show what they have got - they've already had to chances to do that...

I'm still going to bravely plough on with me viewing mind.

Dermout and Gary will help.

I really hope they put Kitty in a group- she would be fucking RAGING

There are some serious woolly hats going on there.

Oh, are they making groups? Will they ever match Bellamy?

They are going to put the rejects in a group for them to get nowhere in the actual show.

They look like the Help the Aged Innocent Smoothies.

Wand Erection did OK out of it.

"Because size and age is really important"

At least she's honest.

Is Tulisa Jo frost's daughter?