X-FACTOR!! IT'S BOOTCAMP!! (finally!) C'mon Barry, Relight my Fire!!

[Raahh]

I am looking forward to this- apparently they cull a bunch of them before they even sing. All a humungous set up, of course.

Fab fab fab....

off out to purchase nibbles and alcohol.

My mistake, thought it was a singing competition...

Louie

It's all about the singing

That attitude got us Jedward!!!

That would be too easy OriginalPoster. And anyway Louis says it's not all about the singing...

And there's more . I though that was it. I've started running my Saturday bath and DH is making me a medicinal Whisky Mac. What to do?

You too?

I'm getting bald patches!

And believe me, it ain't friction...

I liked Carolynne Poole in Fame Academy. They shouldn't be binning her.

Oh, the actual minge is like Telly Savalas. Hence the merkin. Now the merkin has mange, I'm having to trim DD's My Little Ponies to patch bits.

drink the whiskey in the bath, Hassled

What, a naturally Kojak minge?

But, but, but Frankie's crap.

??????

:o

Troll hair would be good...different colours for different moods...

Frankie was shit.

Oh, poor poor Lizzie. She was so bubbly

She has got big knickers on!

Frankie's got the Xrtrai irritating factor

YY. Neck-down alopecia.

Oh fuck off Kitty.

But Yay Marcus!

Did they Bin her? I thought Kelly had nothing on her bottom half there.

WTF goldie?

She seems to have forgotten to put a skirt on.

OH FFS. Why did they put that crazy woman through

So is an Aero, Frau

Wouldn't pay to hear one sing, though.

Oo Barry not happy then.

All my favourite scousers are through!

they put Goldie through??