The Apprentice - Biscuit Night. You know you want to.........

[SuePurblybilt]

Yum yum, what will they bake? Anyone got any gossip? Does Susan wonder whether biscuit eaters love their children? Who's for the Caff of Shame?

Bean - wowee!!! What was your audition?

The hair!!!!!

Melody is only in for the interview stage. She is universally loathed by audience ad participants alike.

I got through the first interviews but refused to be drawn into how angry/aggressive I would be and what I would do if all 15 other candidates hated me.

I think they wrote 'BORING' on the top of my form!

Am flabbergasted. She has gone from wearing v simple clothes and only eyeliner, to channelling Pam Ann.

S&A founder - give Zoe a job then....

She looks like she's got a massive fucking peony on her head

Beautiful???

That explains the mark on the neck

Probbo, Beany. Unless you fall at either end of the spectrum, you would not have made good TV. Good, you're much more employable now, not having gone on there!

Ooh, here we go with the shiny shits... Where have I heard that before? Or was that Shiney cunt?

Bof. Oh dear.

Bean and spud, can you come mentor me? I am edjukated but a professional fuckup. You can make me rich and successful. Do.

This was fun. Same time next week.

Sue - rich and successful? Hmmmmm... I'm still working on that.

She said Melody was a stupid pitch right??

I need you beanyspud. Teach me the Ways of the Sugar (cept the spanking)

Something I always wondered.. so Asda "placed" an order for 800k units of these Special Stars. Were they ever or are they ever going to be on sale or were the orders theoretical? As in "if this was a real product we would place 800k orders".

I have too much time on my hands. :)

ps SO glad Zoe has gone. What a mahoosive bitch.

I know when they do the pitches for other peoples products and inventions they do honour it - not sure about the flight of fancy ones...

That's answered my question Edna. Can see how asda would go along with hypothetical order but what about the daft fools customers who ordered tea pot lights

I am guessing it's all theoretical. Although I'm sure there will be a clause in their contracts that in the unlikely event of a really good product/idea The Apprentice will sell to the highest bidder (and the contestants get 'nowt).

Nope. It is all imaginary, they don't need to honour the 'sales' for made up product.

And wasn't it in the news this week that Helen's other big sale never had to be honoured, also.

BTW... I was in the audience for the last final!!
Making up a new alcoholic drink.

Helen bores me rigid. But all the popular ones over the last series have bored me rigid.