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The Apprentice - Biscuit Night. You know you want to.........

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SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 20:54

Yum yum, what will they bake? Anyone got any gossip? Does Susan wonder whether biscuit eaters love their children? Who's for the Caff of Shame?

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PfftTheMagicDragon · 29/06/2011 21:58

What has Zoe been doing? She's got the bruises from hiding in the cupboard watching Melody and Suralan go at it on the table. She thought it would be safe but the cupboard was full of his giant prosthetic cocks.

Bellethebelltent · 29/06/2011 21:58

Darn she's the only one I liked!!

Tee2072 · 29/06/2011 21:58

That was a good one!

I am off to bed. See ya!

cambridgeferret · 29/06/2011 21:59

Anyone remember those brightly coloured biscuits that they had in the 70s? Maybe they could have made those

DoodleAlley · 29/06/2011 21:59

Must resist changing to BBC two....

Gastonladybird · 29/06/2011 21:59

No - I only believe melody being saved for interview

HazeltheMcWitch · 29/06/2011 21:59

Ooh, Karren on Dara Show!!!

Surely she'll have seen through Melody?

Hey - let's all apply for the next series. We could have secret MN code snuck into each episode.

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SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 21:59

That's so true Pfft. I knew a woman who knew his cleaner and it turns out Surralun is entirely made of prosthetics and small circuit boards.

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HazeltheMcWitch · 29/06/2011 21:59

Cambridge - "Anyone remember those brightly coloured biscuits that they had in the 70s? Maybe they could have made those"

You don't mean Party Rings do you? They still live on!

Camerondiazepam · 29/06/2011 22:00

Thank you Pfft. Am clearly a biscuit schizo with my love of custard creams and fancy 5-in-a-packet cookies.

HazeltheMcWitch · 29/06/2011 22:00

G'night Tee. Let go of my hand now please.

AchtungBaby · 29/06/2011 22:00
cambridgeferret · 29/06/2011 22:01

No, they were blue, green, orange etc and were given ghostly names....sure I didn't imagine it.

beanandspud · 29/06/2011 22:01

Oh good - I love Karren.

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SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 22:01

Lets Hazel. Twould be fabulous.

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DoodleAlley · 29/06/2011 22:01

Which reminds me I have a multipack of mini party rings in the kitchen

PfftTheMagicDragon · 29/06/2011 22:01

I can well believe it. No-one with any real body parts would make people call them "Sir" anything. It makes me want to meet him, just so I can be bent over the table for blackmail purposes willful and disobedient.

beanandspud · 29/06/2011 22:02

Sue/Hazel - I auditioned a couple of years ago - I'm not they'll have me back.

Camerondiazepam · 29/06/2011 22:02

Fucks sake, what's she come as now?!

BornSicky · 29/06/2011 22:02

air hostess, much?

beanandspud · 29/06/2011 22:02

not sure

HazeltheMcWitch · 29/06/2011 22:02

Huh? This is the BIGGEST image change ever in the history of The Dara Show.

CarrieOakey · 29/06/2011 22:03

Oooh it's Princess Leia!

DoodleAlley · 29/06/2011 22:03

Well it's been a pleasure ladies. Same time same place?

Oh look at her hair on 'you're fired' if you've got time

EdnaTheInebriate · 29/06/2011 22:03

I'm Zoe - fly me....Grin