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The Apprentice - Biscuit Night. You know you want to.........

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SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 20:54

Yum yum, what will they bake? Anyone got any gossip? Does Susan wonder whether biscuit eaters love their children? Who's for the Caff of Shame?

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SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 22:28

Shuddup Hazel. Really? You kept that quiet.

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beanandspud · 29/06/2011 22:29

Hazel - how did you get those tickets?

HazeltheMcWitch · 29/06/2011 22:31

Yes, I am a secret squirrel!

It wasn't ticketed; I was there in my professional capacity. JUDGING THEM! Although to be honest, only one person's vote (from company) actually counted.

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SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 22:32

Hazel, are you Someone? Are you Nick? Will you adopt me and DD?

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HazeltheMcWitch · 29/06/2011 22:33

Yes, I am Nick! Can you tell from the lusty on-screen looks, Tom-ward?

Er, I am no-one alas. But I was one of about 100 no ones in a room with a top bod.

beanandspud · 29/06/2011 22:36

Sue - I nominate Hazel to mentor both of us. And she judges alcoholic drinks for a living!

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SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 22:36

Grin Well I'm impressed.Will you be invited to this final? Is Tom safe?

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beanandspud · 29/06/2011 22:37

Right, must go to bed. Night all!

HazeltheMcWitch · 29/06/2011 22:39

Tom will never be safe if I am around, Sue.

That was the extent of my Apprentice exposure. All the rest comes through the telly.

HazeltheMcWitch · 29/06/2011 22:40

Cheerio peeps! Until next week, for nodding dogs and umbrellas.

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SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 22:40

Poor Tom. If he only had a chin he could perhaps summon the strength to resist you.
Off to bed. Night all.

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melikalikimaka · 30/06/2011 08:32

I loved Leon, I miss him!

maniacbug · 30/06/2011 09:57

cambridge do you mean Spooks Biscuits?

HonestyBox · 30/06/2011 11:06

Does anyone else fancy Nick?

LadyThumb · 30/06/2011 11:47

Ooh, yes - I fancy Nick! I wish they'd get rid of Malady (oops, Melody) though. She is absolutely appalling!

mumonahottinroof · 30/06/2011 13:59

Helen has got to secretly be a transvestite who'll be discovered to have been in a four-in-a-bed romp with Ryan Giggs, Rooney and Prince Harry. She's just too perfect, otherwise.

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SuePurblybilt · 30/06/2011 16:11

I don't fancy Nick as such. But I'd quite like him to adopt me. We could go Antiquing.

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Mumfortoddler · 01/07/2011 07:05

Haha I know Melody I used to work with her: just as bad if not worse in real life!

Scheherezadea · 01/07/2011 12:50

I'm not ashamed to say I am mesmerised by Jim. I would. Sideways Grin.

Sewilma · 01/07/2011 13:23

Cambridge - are these those coloured biscuits? I remember the swirls but don't remember the ET packaging.

www.flickr.com/photos/60585948@N00/2952481218/

HazeltheMcWitch · 01/07/2011 13:54

Mumfortoddler What? Whaaaaaaaaat?

You must tell us more. You must tell us everything...

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SuePurblybilt · 01/07/2011 14:06

Mumfortoddler - are you a religious leader? Head of industry?

Don't tell us she actually had a normal job?

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HazeltheMcWitch · 01/07/2011 14:22

Yes, Sue, we very possibly are MN-ing to the MN pseudonym of the Dalai Lama right now. Wowsers!

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SuePurblybilt · 01/07/2011 14:26

Or Donald Trump. Probing questions - that's the key.

Mumoftoddler, what are your views on reincarnation? And toupees?

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sis · 01/07/2011 14:55

let's not forget Nelson Mandela!