Apprentice 1st day of the month - which do you want to pinch and punch

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New thread for 1st June :) Gather round people.

So exciting. What are they up to this week again?

Dog Food

Right - I'm off out to a meeting, will be hurrying things along so I can get back in time - have my ready please! Oh and some nice nibbles as I wont have had any dinner either!

I want Melody or creepy Vincent out (I think he's Vincent - long haired, self-styled womaniser) - UGH.

I love this task, completely creative.

I want to pinch Jim on the bum and punch Vincent

am going off Nick recently too, due to recent patronising comments to female contenders.

Definitely creepy Vincent to go. Can't wait to watch it. My DH is away, so I can watch in peace without his managerial comments .

Went off Nick a couple of series ago. His permanently puzzled expression is annoying and some of his comments make me think that maybe he is really puzzled by the whole thing. I don't think he would do any better than the candidates.

I heard tonight is quite a blood bath!

I have chocolate chip cookies but no . Anyone want to barter?

Fernie . Do Not Diss The Nick. He is supposed to look that way, like a quizzical, slightly camp Grandfather type. He rocks mightily.

Dog food eh? Vincent looks pleased, <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.petwave.com/~/media/Images/Center/Breed/Dogs/Hound%2520Group/Borzoi/Borzoi_Face.ashx&imgrefurl=www.petwave.com/Dogs/Dog-Breed-Center/Hound-Group/Borzoi/Pictures.aspx&usg=__6AMig6ZiNxxZB9B_dR6UHCWHceI=&h=282&w=425&sz=174&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=NqfOxpehO6lVaM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=139&ei=34zmTaODL4-E-wbJ-I3mDg&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dborzoi%2Bhead%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4DSGJ_enGB389GB389%26biw%3D1345%26bih%3D493%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=489&vpy=74&dur=31&hovh=183&hovw=276&tx=142&ty=100&page=1&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&biw=1345&bih=493" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">don't you think?

Looking forward to this one. I only have , soup and tuna salad but can share nicely.

Tee - meeeeee I have and love cookies :)

Thanks Chipping!

Everyone ready?!?

Soooosan to go, for sure.

I'm here :)

Tee - is Toddler asleep?

He is beanandspud. Now if he'll just stay that way this week!!!

Susan or Vincent, Sue

Oh I love Vincent. Keep him in. Cancel the whole thing now and just let him win.
I am hoping he does win actually cos I think he and Surrallun deserve one another.

ooh 30 minutes!

I want to know how do they all get ready in 30 mins?

Yay, found you!

I don't think they do, Bean. I think they know what day it will be and they all get up at the crack of dawn to be ready!

Must have a gazillion bathrooms and really good showers

Ooh, have been in that lobby many a time. They usually have croissanty things - ON TAP !!