Apprentice 1st day of the month - which do you want to pinch and punch

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New thread for 1st June :) Gather round people.

Thanks Tee, not paying enough attention.

Glenn is a KNOB

Press ups. I've seen it all now...

You'd have to be able to sell coal to Newcastle to pitch this shit convincingly.... actually feel sorry for Leon.

Zoe's voice would send a baby with colic to sleep. She should make a white noise app.

Now I need to throw things at Natasha too.
Not good for the blood pressure this series.

Press ups?? What do you mean Bean - did I miss something>?

Why did they hire a man?

Which one is Zoe?

Only Glen likes See Their Light.

Chipping - to give him a faster heartbeat to record for the ad. The recording studio man looked 'bemused'.

Yes Tee - I wondered that? Going for the cartoon voice I think...

High five FAIL

Actually, Vincent's ad is fairly good!

Oh poor Leon!

Bean - if it had been me I may have needed a tena lady.

Enjoy yourself Leon. It's later than you think.

at Tenalady

Nice: "Enjoy yourself Leon. It's later than you think."

Wow is she talking fast! There's enthusiastic and then there is being on speed!

Zoe and Natasha - how do I loathe you?

Let me count the ways.
Not beautiful or clever enough to be successful so they attempt to get there by backstabbing and bitching.

I do see that dog food may be pushing boundaries. In Melody's world.

Advert was a bit shit

She's like a runaway train.... shit presentation.

What we're trying to do is present to you.....

I may be splitting hairs here but how can something be a 'clear concept' and an 'idea'?