Big Fat Gypsy Wedding 25/01

[CaveMum]

I can't see another thread for tonight's episode, so here we go.

Pull up a chair!

Surely the fire extinguisher is one of those 'unforseen extras' dressmakers always end up adding! That'll be extra!

Laurasmurf, no she isn't i remember her from the last series. She just got a good rep within the community and they all use her for weddings etc now

She said on the first one that a traveller had come to her asking her to make a dress and her business went on from there.

Well, who 'owns' the land? That would be whoever, centuries ago, put a fence around it and said 'this is mine.' No such thing as ownership, you might say. but get off my land

The dress maker is ot a traveller herself but is apparently their top choice - people go long distances to go to her shop.

he's going to need a little philips screwdriver to get her out of it with all those batteries

How's she supposed to get out the door in that dress?! She'd have been better off getting dressed in the garden.

15-20 stone dress. Ye Gods!

No she isn't.She set up the business after her divorce,with a loan from a friend.She is in demand apparently.

I'm gobsmacked at hearing that travellers think swearing is disrespectful. At dd's last school the travellers and their children were foul mouthed and the head regularly sent letters asking that parents mind their language on school premises.Mufty days were great though the girls were always dressed to the nines

Hi ladies am a tad late to the party. 15 stone dress?!!

Mum's had a wee top up.

bloody hell what does the mum look like

Wow, it's tranny Jodie Marsh

She's making the travellers look demure and sophisticated

What colour is mums lipstick?
Makes her look like she has a heart condition!

Fuck me what is the mother wearing!!!!!!!!!

That mum is something else!!

I am exploding at the sight of the mother of the bride....

Goodness - the lipstick of Mother of the Bride is something else, what shade can it be?

the mother!!!! oh my fucking god

and the monster truck!!

OMFG. That is one hell of a Mother of the Bride outfit.

Dressmaker must be making a bit of dosh she looks like she has had work done.

'I'm proper sweating'

Just as well they're LEDs not old-fashioned incandescent bulbs....

Blimey not thought of how he'll get her out for the wedding night! My DH had enough trouble with my two piece (he couldn't figure out the laced back!)

Pimped out monster truck.
V classy.