One Born Every Minute (17/1)

[juneybean]

Anyone else watching?

Yeah I think the loser will be gone before long, back down the pub. How did she hook up with such a loser? Although they all seem to on here. Maybe men in labour wards just look like twats...

Look, they bought pillows!

True expat - Always amazes me, people who don't use contraception then are surprised when they get pregnant.

they are very good this week eh?

5 cm?

Evening ladies!!

Oh wow I remember those fruit pots!!

that was my ex, was baffled that sex made babies!

Didn't know you were allowed to eat during labour???

LOL lostinwales

Just what you fancy in labour- a big family-size mince and onion pie

LostinWales, I just asked DH over the phone if we could have more!

After 2 hours sleep with DS he said NO.

Am considering surrogacy.

Ah this husband seems to be one of the good ones. Bless him for knocking on the door!

You're supposed to eat during labour!

I am so envious. I never even got to 5cm. And she is coping AMAZINGLY

Is the midwife flirting with him!

I ate loads in labour. Is hungry work

You can carry one for me queefer

Yes, well said expat!

Why is 'what time baby' on the bed? Is she being induced?

Oh this bloke is frickin' hilarious

LOVE. 'take your feet off'. She's concerned about the birth ball!!!

yum

gives you something to puke up later.

I's love to do the labour again, don't ever want to be pregnant again though

ROFL nice!