x-Factor- 4th December, proof that Cheryl Cole

[We3kingsoforientRaahh]

is incredibly biased towards Cher-

this weeks theme is club Classics (so another, tenuous anything goes type theme)

and Cher is (allegedly) doing
'Fight for this Love'

by Cheryl bloody Cole!!!!

Fixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

was there is a song called sonic boom boy?!

Louis still at the Just For Men I see.
Why Louis, just why?

I think Matt's illness was made up.

Why was he holding the guitar then?

Why are the judges so gushing this year? Feels so false.

Aww, Simon - now I would nurse him

Mary was sick this week. Matt was sick this week. Now they know how the rest of us feel every week.

Snowy that is heresy

Each time I see him I think 'is it boiler servicing time again'

your sixteen year old self is unlikely to forgive you, CommanderDrool....

I loved the original- the Candi Statton vocal is far better than shrieky Florence

No I couldn't shag Matt, only Simon Fannyhead.

MrsDrOwenHunt Yes, it is by Westworld.

Florence is shrieky. And wispy.

That wasn't the name of the song Owen, but yes, there is a song with that lyric

Dr Owen - there certainly was, it was by Westworld

(goes misty eyed over mis spent youth watching The Tube... ah, that's when music was good )

Simon, I was ill this week. Had to drink Lemsip too.

Each time you see Matt WMMC?

Mary's home sick to don't you know.

Whatever.

Nah Commander, it's a fact. Fact.

Ah Sonic Youth, those were the days. Now here I am watching the bloody x factor

Yes Shandyleer

Each time I see Simon I think 'must do invoicing'.

If I was single I'd shag Matt but I wouldn't nurse him when he had man-flu