x-Factor- 4th December, proof that Cheryl Cole

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is incredibly biased towards Cher-

this weeks theme is club Classics (so another, tenuous anything goes type theme)

and Cher is (allegedly) doing
'Fight for this Love'

by Cheryl bloody Cole!!!!

Fixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm going to miss Wagner too. And I wonder what Aidan's doing this evening... he hasn't taken me up on my shopping offer

'She's Always a Woman' by Fyfe Dangerfield - er should that not be Billy Joel (as Fyfe sang it note for note like Mr J)

But am being pedantic - i truly 'heart' Matt and am sure he will set my fires blazing again with this one!

According to the Daily Snail they are all poorly and Matt has gone back home to his mums to recuperate. Wonder how that will all go then

(funnily enough Cher seems to be the only one not affected by this bug - even more sceptical emoticon!)

Chur has the immune system of one raised in a bus shelter on Mad Dog 20:20 and Lambert&Butler. Nothing can touch her.

LMAO - that cheryl thinks her shitty "song" is a club classic!

Its a pile of shite!

Chezza is so stuck up her own arse atm. Hope she finds her way out soon cos she is seriously beginning to grate on me.

Am glad cher isn't doing chezza (so to speak), bur 2 Rihanna songs is a bit much. surprised by the lack of Ga Ga, unless the Glee cast are doing Ga Ga tomorrow.

I have a list of everything they are meant to be doing tonight and fight for this love isn't on it. They can change at the last minute though.

PM me if you want the list (don't want to spoil it for those who want to be surprised).

Think there is a link to the list further down...

Wand erection had better not fuck up 'Chasing Cars' grrr

Oh yes. That would be the official list that is totally different to the list someone gave me.

i only see one Rihanna song?

Hope to see the last of cher the 'Wee Papa Girl Rapper' this weekend

Evening all - UQD, please can you write a book featuring big and little chezza as the main protagonists. Please, please, please.

'Love the way you lie' is Rihanna and Eminem.

Whoop- here we go!

ooh, i wonder what job Mary had before

Cheryl has just called Cher the most versatile performer!!!
Who is she trying to kid?

Evening all.

Moving over to sofa now. Have wine and chocolate tonight.

I'm here.
Just phoned the food-Small dogfood doner kebab for DD, Small chicken kebab for me, and chips to share.

I have baileys and mint matchmakers. I also have dh making sarky comments.

Hi all- I am having haute cuisine tonight: beans on toast.

two massive numbers

So they'll be singing two crap song each then?

Once again Dannii heads the style stakes.

Oh Danii look tres de gorge tonight! Very sleek.

hi should be at a fancy dress party but i'm poorly so on the sofa in my pj's wrapped in a blanket with a hot toddy.

Choice of coffee, rioja or a bit of chocolate orange I found here. DD is staying up and we're snuggled under a feather eiderdown in our jammies. Tis good.

im here, having eaten 2 bowls of cocopops and jam on toast.

laughed at Simon mocking Cheryl's salute. Wish she'd give it up.

Reeeeeeally hoping Cher goes tomorrow.

Dannii has stolen one of my pet rats and stapled it to her shoulder.

Why Dannii?

No scampi tonight mugggle?