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x-Factor- 4th December, proof that Cheryl Cole

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We3kingsoforientRaahh · 03/12/2010 20:53

is incredibly biased towards Cher-

this weeks theme is club Classics (so another, tenuous anything goes type themeHmm)

and Cher is (allegedly) doing
'Fight for this Love'

by Cheryl bloody Cole!!!!

Fixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Xmas Grin

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Curiousmama · 05/12/2010 13:37

Xmas Grin UD

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UnquietDad · 05/12/2010 13:12

INT, X-FACTORY HOUSE, KITCHEN. DAY.

Little Chezza: [hungover] "Blurrrrgghggh."

Rebeccchhha: "Ar ay, love, wassup with yew today, liche? Ah feel amazin' meself. Ey, ey, Liverpooool."

Little Chezza: "Bluuurrrgh. Oi wennout an' got wasted, dinnoi. That Tesco Mary, she drinks us under the table, innit."

Rebeccchhha: "Ey ey ey. Caaalm down. Wanna cuppa coffee liccchhe? It's amazin'."

Little Chezza: "Two sugars please, there's lovely, oi could do wi'that. Safe."

Rebeccchhha: "Ere y'are, love. Ey, ey, votin' tonight, liche, it'll be amazin'."

Little Chezza: "Yeah, roit, it'll be great, safe, sorted, innit."

Rebeccchhha: "Ey, ey, they were sayin' ah woz reeeeeeelly greeeeyt on The X-tra Large Facchta last night. They said ah was amazin'."

Little Chezza: [slams spoon down] "Will you FUCKIN' STOP sayin' everythin's AMAZIN, loike. It really gets on me fuckin' tits, like."

Rebeccchhha: [under her breath] "Would if you 'ad any, love... Ey, ey. Anyway, gorra go. Gorra lorra re'earsin' to do for the group performance. Wand Erection were up at six in the mornin', like."

Little Chezza: "Yeah, roit. An' what toime did they get outta bed?"

Rebeccchhha: "Jus' drink yer coffee, love. An' try not to spill any or we'll get yer a bib, ey ey."

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SuePurblybiltByElves · 05/12/2010 09:57

Mary will be doing clubs in Tullamore for the rest of her natural and be very happy at it I imagine.

I don't care if the "arteests" aren't nice to the crew. That crew get it easy. What other carpentry job involves you being thanked on national television credits? If not for XF, Brian Freidman would be walking the streets (literally down the Dilly I should think). I think Churr should be mean to them. Then see what kind of weirdy staircase she gets.

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PureBloodMuggle · 05/12/2010 08:58

Ha ha mary on a cruise ship - an you imagine - she's apparently suffering dreadfully with home sickness just being slightly east of her home. I'm sure this homesickness is affecting her performances Hmm

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bupcakesandcunting · 04/12/2010 23:44

I've said it before; she's jane McDonald in twenty stones time.

Where is UQD to accuse me of being jealous?

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Numberfour · 04/12/2010 23:40

bupscakesetc: just what I said to DH: re Mary and the cruise ship.

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BitOfFun · 04/12/2010 23:24

Oh yes. I think she gobbed over her on her way off stage.

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bupcakesandcunting · 04/12/2010 23:11

Oh hai everyone, sorry I'm late. Like any fucker noticed I wasn't here...

Anyway, Rebecca - boring, Wand Erection - would be nowt without Harry, Cher - trying and failing to be cutesy, Mary - there's a cruise ship with your name on, love. Matt - why did he pick that second song? It's the benchmark for mediocrity.

Come back, Waggy!I loves ya.

P.S - Did anyone else notice Cher mustering all her strength not to flip out when Dannii criticised her song choice after the second song?

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celticlassie · 04/12/2010 22:03

'Wand Erection' is apparently trending on Twitter now! (I don't really know what that means...) Some folk think it's a pervy Harry Potter thing. Grin

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HouseOfBambooootiful · 04/12/2010 21:57

Now Jedward I can see the point of. They are proper cheese.

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Summerbird73 · 04/12/2010 21:56

bye bye 'panstick princess' (oops we are not supposed to say anything derogatory about Churr innit?)

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HouseOfBambooootiful · 04/12/2010 21:55

Except for Wanger of course Xmas Wink

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mugggletoeandwine · 04/12/2010 21:55

Jedward are good
I am the happy owner of a Jedward 2011 calendar.
I also wear my I love Jedward T-Shirt quite often, and I use my Jedward bags, yes bags. I have more than one.

Wand Erection aren't as good as Jedward but DD loves them, and squees at them, so I will take her to see them.

I'd have taken her to see Justin Bieber but he's not coming to Glasgow.

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HouseOfBambooootiful · 04/12/2010 21:52

That's more or less word for word what DH just said UQD. It was accompanied by a big as he left the room in disgust to do the washing up. Can't say I blame him.

I know this stuff isn't meant for our demographic and I only watch it for the cheese factor, but it is a bit depressing not to be able to find anything musically appealing about ANY of it.

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UnquietDad · 04/12/2010 21:40

Amazing Grace - more like Boring And Shit Grace.

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Curiousmama · 04/12/2010 21:25

Yay ds2 just said he liked Rebecca and OD and Cher sounds like a man!! Oh the fickleness of a ten year old boy Xmas Grin

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Curiousmama · 04/12/2010 21:24

mugggletoeandwine I'd force take ds2 to see them, ds1 being 13 and all would rather have his toenails pulled out Xmas Wink Ds2 would no doubt drag me to see Cher though Xmas Hmm

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We3kingsoforientRaahh · 04/12/2010 21:23

But Mugggle, you've seen Jedward, haven't you?
can Wand erection really compare?

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shandyleer · 04/12/2010 21:21

Night all, going to sleep off the bailey's now, see you tomorrow. Smile

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mugggletoeandwine · 04/12/2010 21:21

Really, I can see me taking DD to see them in a year or two.
I'd spend the money.
Not great-no, but have what it takes to be a boyband, yes.
I'd pay it.

We'd have gone to see JLS but they played at Braehead instead of the SECC.
I offered Westlife but DD laughed at me.
I couldn't get Take That as I was in hospital the day the tickets went on sale.

Arrrrrrggghh!

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TinselinaBumSquash · 04/12/2010 21:20

Chur and mary will go tomorrow.

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DamselInDisgrace · 04/12/2010 21:20

Just saw the recap. So glad I missed Mary.

There won't be a sing off this week, will there? Surely the semi final is all down to phone votes?

This week was really terrible. You'd think it was week 1 from how crappy most of the acts were.

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Curiousmama · 04/12/2010 21:20

I'm going to vote for OD and I haven't voted all series.

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We3kingsoforientRaahh · 04/12/2010 21:20

Commercially, with Bieber-fever and all that, Wand erection could be big.

But I want rebecca to win.

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