This week's X Factor

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Beatles week?

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Loving Sonia's chirpy little stalker anthem

Now as Scouse songstrels go, you have to admit that Sonia makes the Beatles look somewhat talented.

My Uncle David (aka Pervy Uncle Dave) fancied Sonia. Dribbled and everything.

That is a bit wrong.

I know. He's the black sheep of the family. Still has a mullet and a GSD called Prince (one before was called Sheba).Still wears fake leather grey bomber jackets. I imagine he still fancies Sonia as it goes.

I think I may be adopted.

I' m really disappointed about the song choices - there are so many good ones to choose from and they have got the most predictable, most played ones possible. What about Lucy in the sky with diamonds or Fool on the hill, Eleanor Rigby, She's leaving home etc. etc?

Agree.....Or 'In my life'?

Although, since it is my favourite and best.......perhaps not...

Just realised this is a discussion of the day. So proud.

They always do Come Together. Same as they always do First Time Ever and Summertime and the rest. Didn't someone do a horrible job on In My Life last year? Off to google.

I don't like the Beatles.

Don't mind some of their songs but intensely dislike Paul "I am a legend in my own lifetime" McTosser.

I wish they would do a Country music week. Mary could do Stand By Your Man, and Matt would be great at One. Katie could sing 9 to 5.

I like the Beatles. If nothing else, most of their early stuff is short.

I am still cross at the loss of big band- so obvious the reason is to keep Cher in it. Why don't they just do Jay-z week and quit the pretense they want anyone else to win?

Saw Macca on Jools Holland a few weeks back- he is really NOT growing old gracefully. His hair is way too dark...

Wouldn't a country week be ace? Katie Weasel could do Dolly with two melons up her jumper. Or Jedward up her jumper .
Matt would do Hurt wouldn't he? Bound to. Wanger would do that Cotton Eyed Joe thing

I'd love to hear Matt do Hurt. Although he would probably do a woman's song.

He would wouldn't he? How about Only a Woman's Heart ?
Asda Mary can do D.I.V.O.R.C.E . Maybe Katy should do All My Ex's Live in Texas

Wagner could do My Achy Breaky Heart.

Perhaps Mary and Wagner could duet to "Islands In The Stream"?

Oh yes Bof, that would be lovely. Shouty, but lovely.

eek at Jedward up your jumper A bit like How to Get Ahead in Advertising but worse.

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Matt will be panicking- is the second week running he has done a 'blokes' song...if you can call Elton a bloke.....

Nice norks BoF

I wish they'd do a non-melodyne week frankly. No corrected voices, no overwhelming backing track.

Anyway I shall not watch this week as yet again we have guests

So, did Wanger move out of the house because it's turned into a chav-tastic party house run by mad despot Cher or because he was walking into the bathrooms when the girls were having a shower?

uk.tv.yahoo.com/19112010/19/wagner-moves-x-factor-house.html

Does look like he was, er, removed.

"But an X Factor spokeswoman said the move was to allow Wagner to concentrate on his voice.

'Wagner has moved out of the contestant house to focus on his singing. He takes the competition very seriously,' she said."

Yup, removed then.